janus2

janus2 , 4 days ago

fingers crossed we get star trek replicator food asap

janus2 , 5 days ago

carpet doesn't kill people, interior designers kill people

janus2 , 13 days ago

I like the idea of a sandwich cookie but always find them disappointing. I want a gourmet version made by some hipsters

janus2 , 23 days ago

"vaccine Georg is an outlier and should not have been coubted"

janus2 , 29 days ago

No, that's the art and science of raising plants. You're thinking of hors d'oeuvres.

janus2 , 1 month ago

[Source engine clanking and thudding noises]

janus2 , 1 month ago

flip...bait?

janus2 , 1 month ago

fuckin masterpiece

janus2 , 1 month ago

or i'll just get kicked out of the bar for making the other women uncomfortable :[

janus2 , 1 month ago

mood. when youre poly af but also forever alone af

janus2 , 1 month ago

hello fellow delco denizen

janus2 , 2 months ago

i see 20 year old gals bare legged in winter and wish i was that courageous with my sluttiness

janus2 , 2 months ago

It's not the high speed corridor we need, want, or deserve, but fuck at least it's A high speed corridor. One that will presumably make a shit ton of money in both fares and casino revenues. So maybe it'll convince Americans that it's a good investment and maybe we oughtta, idk, BUILD MORE OF THEM

janus2 , 2 months ago

its what plants crave

janus2 , 2 months ago

https://memedocumentation.tumblr.com/post/128139356820/can-you-explain-the-sweaty-meme-like-its

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/8rca1e/why_do_people_spell_the_word_sweetie_as_sweaty/

is meme

janus2 , 2 months ago

I'm so disappointed because I had a tick on me recently and it was horrible

janus2 , 2 months ago

It reminds me of late 2000's humor, but slightly more refined. 10/10

janus2 , 3 months ago

me, being broke/cheap/lazy: repeats recipe search adding keyword "eggless"

janus2 , 3 months ago

Yes, have used psyllium, flax seeds, and chia seeds to varying degrees of success. Xanthan gum never hurts either

janus2 , 2 months ago

In baking, in many cases, yes

For an omelette, no

for baking, I mix 1 tsp psyllium with 3 Tbsp room temperature water and let it sit for about 5 minutes (or until an egg-like viscosity)

psylli-egg has a more neutral texture and flavor than a flax or chia egg. unlike flax it won't go rancid (I'm still using a large bucket of it that's years old and hasn't changed flavor or effectiveness). its only real downside is it takes slightly longer to hydrate

I personally wouldn't try to replicate a shakshuka or anything with it but if you try let me know how it goes haha

janus2 , 2 months ago

that sounds like the aftermath comes out real good too, lol

janus2 , 2 months ago

for the chia, worth tossing them in a coffee/spice grinder if you don't want whole chia seed texture in the baked good (though they're a decent poppyseed substitute imho)

works wonders for flax as well, but yeah flax is really the C tier of egg replacers lol

i also just had the thought that basil seeds might work similarly to chia seeds. they also gel

janus2 , 3 months ago

aeiou
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janus2 , 3 months ago

me trying to be a normal lesbian:

janus2 , 3 months ago

haah haah haah

question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point

NINE NINE NINE, NINE NINE NINE...

janus2 , 3 months ago

i just rewatched it for the flghthilionth time and as always,

I'm laughing for real right now

i know it's literally derivative but i think the amogus ripoff is my fave

janus2 , 3 months ago

in terms of corporate expenses for legal penalties that's barely a disinterested-grunt-from-parent-in-other-room, let alone a wrist slap

janus2 , 3 months ago

Taskmaster contestants: 👀

janus2 , 3 months ago

i loved my XZ2 Compact SO MUCH and then all the carriers in my country simultaneously dropped voice calling support for it. i'm still so salty

janus2 , 3 months ago

this is like one of those IQ scale wojaks memes
everything electronic is just a tracking device <----------> electronic components are highly specialized <------------> everything electronic is just a tracking device...

janus2 , 3 months ago

[HP engineers nervously look up from trying to figure out how to build high performance liquid chromatography into a home printer]

janus2 , 3 months ago

Silk is expensive. Almost all pyramidal tea bags are nylon and/or polyester (at least in the US). Only premium stuff is going to be made of silk and they'll advertise it as such

janus2 , 3 months ago

i just cracked up out loud

janus2 , 4 months ago

it's a classic.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/two-buff-men-beating-up-a-rectangle-youtube-vs-ad-blocker

I actually didn't know the original was so relevant lol

janus2 , 5 months ago

yeah last time I checked the spiral was sorta maroon-magenta?

janus2 , 5 months ago

and/or bad genetics and/or physically degrading occupations :(

(i have neither i have no excuse haha)