Study Finds More Americans Commuting To Work Splattered On Grill Of F-150 (www.theonion.com)
Suburbanites Baffled By Person Outdoors Who Isn’t Delivering Something (The Onion) (www.theonion.com)
SUGAR LAND, TX—Confused by the man outside who was not wearing a UPS uniform or carrying a package of any kind, local suburbanites expressed bafflement Thursday when they looked out their front windows and saw a person walk by who wasn’t delivering anything. “Huh, our Amazon orders already came today, so what’s this guy...
Tips For Staying Civil While Debating Child Prisons (www.theonion.com)
