Lobster(ule)

BaronVonBort , 3 months ago

I wish Pinchy was here to enjoy this!

pacmondo , 3 months ago

You gotta force an extra syllable in, otherwise it doesnt work

Jilanico , 3 months ago

Make your pet lobster a sweater with mittens.

Now someone come up with the next line:

Caboose12000 , 3 months ago

impossible tables supported by strings
Image of a Tensegrity Table

These are a few of the Internet’s things

riodoro1 , 3 months ago

Wasted talent

TechLich , 3 months ago

I was going to come up with something fun and clever to keep it going but the next line of the real song starts with "cream-coloured ponies" so I think we should probably just leave it here after all.

There are some of the internet's things that we don't need to enumerate.

too_high_for_this , 3 months ago

Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

These are a few of the Internets things

When the mod kicks

When the troll baits

When I feel like ass

I try to forget all the Internets things

And then I go touch some grass

moistclump , 3 months ago

Not too high for slaying some rhymes.

IndiBrony , 3 months ago

Keeping him cozy and warm until Spring;

Edit: disregard. I like Caboose's version ❤️

Dultas , 3 months ago

Make your lobster a sweater along with some mittens

PapaStevesy , 3 months ago

That's too many, with some clunky emphasis for the meter.