For some reason I find scotish voices very attractive
Also, you are not the worest, at best you are an inconvenience, like what you are doing now, you hold so little significane that your only possible saving grace is trying to be less of a nuisance to the average person yet you even failed that much
You are at worest the pebble in someones shoes, on a bad day I would would call you a waste of space and air but in truth, you are the slit discomfort in the day, like the inside of my pants getting stuck in my butt crack or the leftover bitter taste of mild tea in the morning or piece of food stuck in my teeth. You are a fact of the world that the rest of society has to content with