Wow, how original! You're a loss to the world of comedy, pal. Did you really think of saying the thing I was complaining about back to me, all by yourself? Don't lie. Don't you dare lie to me, you fraud! You ripped that off. You ripped that off from some comedy genius and passed it off as your own. Well, I'm dobbing you in. I'm getting your mendacious plagiarism punished, because this kind of shit is irre-fucking-deemable.