I promise I won’t tell anyone about your child porn collection. Its okay you don’t have to worry.
I see. Then you're fine with child pornography.
I also sincerely believe you are just an idiot, rather than a pedophile
So the multiple times you accused me of having a child pornography collections were lies? What a horrible thing to lie about, my teenage daughter having pornographic photos of her as a child. Why would you say that about a teenage girl?
I wonder if you would tell her that to her face and then say, "actually, I just think you are the child of an idiot?"