This is me every single gotdamn night I work. Everything will be fine then BAM the patient who constantly pees everwhere is logrolling down the hall coating the entire communal area in urine because no one would give them a hug while they're covered in pee. The worst part is I'm not even describing any particular patient. If I had a dollar every time a hall is convered in some kind of bodily fluid or other excretion I'd be making 3-5 cents more hourly which is coincidentally the exact size of my last raise.