Have you ever considered you might be, you know, wrong?
No sorry you're definitely 100% correct. You hold a well-reasoned, evidenced scientific opinion, you just haven't found the right node yet.
Perhaps a mental gymnastics node would suit sir better? One without all us laymen and tech bros clogging up the place.
Or you could create your own instance populated by AIs where you can debate them about the origins of consciousness until androids dream of electric sheep?