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PiratePanPan , (edited )
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> be me

> walk into billion dollar company that's slowly tanking

> entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy

> look around

> point to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented

> "what the hell is this?"

> lead project manager raises, still trembling

> "it's our brand new zero emission self driving car powered entirely by the air around it and it can be produced for half the cost of our existing line"

> do that obama lip thing

> "not bad, not bad"

> idea pops into my head

> evilgrinchgrin.jpg

> "what if.. you made the horn sound a fart?"

> everybody has a nervous breakdown

> cut half the team and leave without elaborating

> be homeless dude wielding machete

> picture unrelated

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/0697c13f-bba2-4f2c-b678-686497a6a80e.webp

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