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Carvex

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Carvex ,

My mouth bones may be broken but my body bones are strong!

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13 months of 28 days with an extra holiday at years end, it works so much cleaner than what we use.

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Step 1, you're gonna want to sit your ass down. That's a clean bong rip with no water, you gon' die.

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You wouldn't download a ham

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They used the song for an American win at the 2012 London Olympics, as well as "Werewolves of London" for a British win, a song with the line "little old lady got mutilated last night".

Tesla recalls 2.2 million cars — nearly all of its vehicles sold in the U.S. — over warning light issue (www.cbsnews.com)

Tesla recalls 2.2 million cars — nearly all of its vehicles sold in the U.S. — over warning light issue::Warning lights on the Tesla vehicles are hard to read, raising the risk of a crash, according to traffic safety regulators.

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The 2000 Corolla 4 cylinder manual is indestructible if you change the oil and don't crash it.

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They take the man's entire life away because he revealed us terrible things our non-elected leaders are doing to us. Who was hurt by his actions?

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I'd kill for velcro steel toe leather work boots, I hate tying such long laces.

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I tried a pair but didn't feel like they could stay tight enough, kind of felt like they were floppy but they didn't have a half size smaller. Is that what you use?

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I found your Ted presentation very informative, Fuckfuckmyfuckingass.

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Only once did Sean Connery ask his wife to sit on his face.

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Exactly. We have 50 years of computer driven exponential growth and not a fucking thing is better for us. We don't work less, travel more, be richer, live a better life, or have a better future for the planet. It should make everyone anti-capitalist.

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