Kiwi

Kiwi , 3 months ago

Did she... did she loot the other girl's skirt?

Kiwi OP , 3 months ago

Exactly, the way it's pointy and triangle-ish, who could get it confused?

Kiwi OP , 3 months ago

It sometimes rain in France right? Hence the stylish umbrellas

Kiwi OP , 3 months ago

Well, there is only one, this one

So of course it's the best

Kiwi OP , 3 months ago

oui, je m'appelle kiwi, クロワッサン

Kiwi OP , 3 months ago

I can see how it could be seen as ugly, I mean it is mostly metal beams, but I like to think that some of it's beauty comes from what it represents and it's history

it's old as fuck

Kiwi OP , 3 months ago

I don't know what you're talking about, the Eiffel tower is right there

Kiwi OP , 3 months ago

maybe...

Kiwi OP , 3 months ago

It's a shame they couldn't be more original

Kiwi OP , 3 months ago

merci, j'ai travaillé dur sur la photo

I impeded traffic and everything

Kiwi OP , 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

I'd like to see that, after some hard work destroying half the city simply by existing, Godzilla takes a break to eat a croissant

Kiwi OP , 3 months ago

Kids these days smh, can't even abide by the traffic laws of France

Kiwi , 4 months ago

Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

Kiwi , 3 months ago

Thanks, I like you too. Yeah it's super adorable when they just decide that they're done and just flop over

My cat kind of sits up when I grab him. I have to cradle my arm and grab his butt so that he can straighten his front legs on my elbow and he refuses to be held any other way. And the face he makes, it looks as if he was staring off into the sunset from a mountain cliff

In the end it's either one arm or no cat

Kiwi , 3 months ago

Seems like law and order is running smoothly

I'm so glad I didn't get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can't imagine what kind of mischief another cat would've brought

Kiwi , 3 months ago

Gottem B)

Kiwi , 4 months ago

ok but I unironically eat kellogg's for dinner because crunchy

Kiwi , 4 months ago

One time I went to friends house to drink with The Boys^tm . At some point I fell asleep only to be woken later by my friend drunkenly covering me in a blanket. Woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and a towel, mother fucker covered me in a towel

Kiwi , 4 months ago

Nah just a dumbass, still love him tho. We sometimes smoke weed together

Kiwi , 5 months ago

Fuck yeah, love me some 🥞