TotallynotJessica

TotallynotJessica , 5 minutes ago to 196 in There's no such thing as rule

This reminds me of a copypasta so vile that I legitimately refuse to read it. I've seen and read some fucked up shit, but this one takes the cake. You have been warned.

NSFL

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TotallynotJessica , 13 minutes ago to 196 in CO2 Gas Chamber Rule

Asphyxiation is a uniquely terrifying way to die. People who have lost their ability to feel most fear through the destruction of their amygdala still panicked under simulated drowning.

These gas chambers are almost certainly used for the same reasons the Nazis used them on people: they're economical. The Nazis found bullets to the back of the head and mass graves to be inadequate for dealing with the sheer volume of people they wanted to murder, so they settled on the gas chambers next to furnaces because it allowed them to kill mass quantities the quickest.

There is no way of executing living animals that cannot be botched; no ethical way to kill animals bred and caged for their entire lives. The expectation of being able to have it both ways is unreasonable. No free lunches liberals.

TotallynotJessica OP , 3 hours ago to 196 in 🏳️‍🌈 DRINK UP 🥛 PRIDE RULES 🏳️‍🌈

Yes! You'll just experience the coveted GAY^2^

TotallynotJessica OP , 13 hours ago to 196 in 🏳️‍🌈 DRINK UP 🥛 PRIDE RULES 🏳️‍🌈

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TotallynotJessica OP , 15 hours ago to 196 in 🏳️‍🌈 DRINK UP 🥛 PRIDE RULES 🏳️‍🌈

Promise?

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TotallynotJessica , 1 day ago to 196 in Hello gay people, can yall please help to save a game I like? Please go to save.tf and sign the petition to save Team Fortress 2 from bots and hackers.

This was back when HL Alyx was announced. TF2 was forsaken long ago. Employees at Valve basically need to choose to work on a project, and TF2 has been lucky to have any employees working on it full-time over the past decade. The culture is driven by whatever the most influential employees think is cool at the moment. It's why they were focused heavily on VR for a while, only to switch heavily to the steam deck and leave most of their VR stuff in limbo.

Valve is a strange company with a company culture that strives to be anarchistic and employee led. My understanding is that Gabe Newell and other senior executives with majority stake in the company believe in this strategy and try to maintain it as much as possible. This flat organization isn't truly anarchistic, as the ownership is practically in the hands of a few executives and informal hierarchy exists. However, they can be hands off thanks to Steam. So long as the cash cow is maintained, delivering products isn't an issue.

Some blame the flat organization for Valve's inadequacies. They barely release products, poorly support many existing products, and take a long time to ever release anything. However, I personally think the flat organization isn't the source of the problem. They're more willing to change than Rockstar and Bethesda, who struck gold in GTA Online and Skyrim, only for their releases to slow to a crawl and not innovate from what worked in the early 2010s. Google doesn't need flat organization to bungle services and drop support, leaving customers in the lurch. The money printer itself kills innovation.

They may have abandoned TF2 to rot, but I think other companies would have done the same or worse. An old game that still makes money through cosmetics might get butchered harder by a more focused company. The only way things could be better would be if there were no cosmetics and the only support was from fans. The fact that money is still made leaves it in limbo.

TotallynotJessica , 1 day ago to 196 in Voice rule

GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY

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TotallynotJessica , 1 day ago to 196 in month rule

1 month of gay is still better than how the UK wants to invert pride month 😢

TotallynotJessica , 1 day ago to 196 in Hello gay people, can yall please help to save a game I like? Please go to save.tf and sign the petition to save Team Fortress 2 from bots and hackers.

Valve will not budge. The choice was made and final:

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TotallynotJessica , 1 day ago to 196 in Poetry rule

I unironically like this poem. Hotdog water baptism is a funny image, as is imagining the logic that thinks it should be used instead of holy water. The fact that the author doesn't even know the logic makes it better. The meaning behind it is a mystery that almost seems solvable, so our imagination runs wild filling in the blanks.

TotallynotJessica , 1 day ago (edited 1 day ago) to 196 in guess who

Oppenheimer? Not sure, but he definitely looks familiar.

Edit: He could plausibly be Benjamin Netanyahu if you assume the original picture was in color.

TotallynotJessica , 2 days ago to 196 in Mayo Rule

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TotallynotJessica , 2 days ago to 196 in Mayo Rule

Nuggets are popular staples though. I doubt any employees where I live wouldn't just give chicken seekers nuggets without a second thought. They're gross, but still clearly chicken.

TotallynotJessica , 2 days ago to 196 in is there anyone who likes guys with boobs? no rule

I'm guessing the worry is about whether people will find them attractive in a boy way if they have big boobs. It might be about seeming too much like a woman if they have such noticeable boobs. There will obviously be people attracted to them, but will those people see their boobs as manly? The literal concern sounds like brainworms, but it seems motivated by dysphoria rather than dating options. That dysphoria doesn't seem based in reason, so it probably can't be reasoned away.

I've heard of treatments that interfere with breast growth, but I have no idea which ones or how effective they are. The acceptance route can have an effect, but if they feel really dysphoric about it, acceptance probably won't get them all the way.

TotallynotJessica , 2 days ago to 196 in Email rule

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