Volkditty

Volkditty , 17 days ago to Technology in Supermassive black hole roars to life as astronomers watch in real time

I was going to counter with, "what about Real Time w/ Bill Maher," but I've never actually seen that show so you're still correct.

Volkditty , 1 month ago to Comic Strips in Together forever

There's a part in Dante's Inferno where Dante sees a guy he used to know in Hell and he's bummed out, but his guide Virgil says, "That guy is in Hell because God wants him here. Who the F are you to question the will of God? Maybe you should just stay in Hell yourself if you think you're so smart..." and Dante has to backtrack and be like, "No, you're right, fuck that guy."

/I know Dante's Inferno isn't technically Catholic doctrine, it's just fanfic that became so popular people can't separate it from the canon.

Volkditty , 1 month ago to Comic Strips in The new product manager

I am a project manager and I too don't know what I do all day.

Volkditty , 3 months ago to Mildly Infuriating in Microsoft Outlook and Auto-Replies

You're supposed to be out of office, get off of Outlook.

Volkditty , 3 months ago to Technology in How do I block all meme communities on lemmy?

Go to your settings, you probably have NSFW filtering on.

Volkditty , 4 months ago to Comic Strips in Do you have rewards?

I purchased something that didn't require any follow-up but they still asked for my phone number and address to put in their system. The cashier and I had an awkward moment when I found out that the 5 digits I had given him wasn't a valid ZIP code and I had to think of a different fake one on the spot.