saltnotsugar

saltnotsugar , 19 days ago

Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

saltnotsugar , 30 days ago

“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”

He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.

saltnotsugar , 1 month ago

Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!

saltnotsugar , 1 month ago

Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?

saltnotsugar , 1 month ago

Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.

saltnotsugar , 2 months ago

Should have used a jet pack to get to flat heaven. Could have ended up in flat hell.

saltnotsugar , 2 months ago

We’ve been getting complaints about your lack of drinking at work. We’re not in the Prussian aristocracy Ben, now take a couple of shots and get out there and make financial decisions for the company!

saltnotsugar , 5 months ago

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

saltnotsugar , 6 months ago

69% of 420 is equal to 420% of 69.

saltnotsugar , 7 months ago

Hey bro. Let’s fight bro. I’m uhhhh…mad?

saltnotsugar , 8 months ago

Your chances of being shanked by a raccoon are unlikely…but never zero.

saltnotsugar , 9 months ago

“Hey are you…(checks list)…Zoning Violation?”