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volvoxvsmarla , 1 month ago to 196 in Actual Diaperule

Thank god a friend warned me about that before I used them. She didn't know and her twins peed themselves big time the first time they wore it at a beach and she was flabbergasted.

volvoxvsmarla , 1 month ago to 196 in CO2 Gas Chamber Rule

if farm animals were slaughtered in the most humane and painless of ways

This sounds like a juxtaposition to me. You cannot slaughter a healthy animal in a humane way. "Slaughter" excludes "humane". I'm not a vegan/vegetarian but it seems to me like this idea that if we just raised happy healthy animals and found a way to kill it nicely then eating meat would be ethically ok. We don't need to eat meat anymore. Any killing of an animal to make it into food is unnecessary and could be avoided. I think it is important that we meat eaters really internalize this. Every time we eat meat we caused absolutely unnecessary suffering for a quick moment of pleasure.

volvoxvsmarla , 1 month ago to 196 in Reference rule

I remember a native English speaker correcting my pronunciation of meme to maymay back in like 2015 and I felt so ashamed for pronouncing it meem back then... I didn't have friends who were into memes yet and was very insecure. I think about her often.

volvoxvsmarla , 1 month ago to Memes in Uncanny Valley

I just wanted one funny meme before bed not nightmare fuel but here we go

volvoxvsmarla , 1 month ago to solarpunk memes in Missing time...

The best part is when they claim that compatibility of family and job is important to them but all that translates to is "we need more childcare institutions". Like, I don't need a place where I can dump my toddler for 9 hours, I need a job where I can work 4 hours, have an ok pay and the prospect of advancing despite being at work for only a couple of hours

volvoxvsmarla , 1 month ago to 196 in Button Rule

How does that work mathematically?

volvoxvsmarla , 1 month ago to 196 in cheugy af

I've never heard of roflcopter but I rofled so hard reading that it woke my toddler up

volvoxvsmarla , 1 month ago to 196 in Kennedys rule

Cut him some slack, it was just a dead brainworm.

volvoxvsmarla , 2 months ago to Memes in That special milk

So, jokes aside, people eat all kinds of different things, so legit question here: is there any traditional recipe/dish based on another species' semen? Is there any culture who eats that?

I know in Switzerland there is a traditional dish of bull's testicles (which I know from a way too long advertisement on youtube that showed the recipe in promotion of the region, don't remember the region but that ad has been branded into my brain). And that you can also prepare utter. But I am asking specifically about cum here. Just out of curiosity of course....

volvoxvsmarla , 2 months ago to Memes in Israel gotta go

I don't think this is what you mean, but it sounds a lot like you want to replace one ethno state with another ethno state by pushing out all the Jews that have migrated to Israel during the last 80ish years as well as their descendants.

I doubt this is what you would want, but I just want to point this out, because it sounds dangerous and might be taken like this.

My guess is that you, just as most people, would not want the "migrants" displaced, but not in power and especially not suppressing the rights and targeting the people who lived there and are still living there. We all basically want them to be a big happy secular family who don't care about each other's background and see the person. (Which is the big problem because this family hates one another.) Yes, a lot of Israel's population has come to Israel somewhat unlawfully, but again: the mess has already been created. Telling a 17 year old whose grandparents migrated Israel from Hungary to please fuck off and go back to Hungary would be not more rightful than displacing Palestinians back in 1948.

volvoxvsmarla , 2 months ago to Memes in Israel gotta go

So, first of all - I basically agree with you and will be playing devil's advocate a little bit here. But some things I want to point out:

The majority of Jews condemn Israel. Israelis do no represent Jews and thinking so is antisemitic.

Definitely not all Jews or Israelis support the Israeli government as it is. But over 40% of Jews in the world live in Israel, which makes it not the majority, but a very big chunk of Jews. While they might condemn the current government, it is difficult to argue that they condemn the idea of Israel when they are living there. However, a second point follows right from here:

Israelis are oppressor and settlers who are living in stolen Palestinian land. Israel is an illegitimate settler colony that the UN has condemned since its inception and creation

Yes. But also it was created a long time ago. Not too long ago, but long enough so that there are generations of people who have been born into this state as innocent people.

Basically, I dislike the idea of how Israel was created and claiming some birthright to return to a land. Depending on how far you want to go you can always find different peoples living in any region. No one would reasonably argue that we should evacuate Manhattan and return it to Native Americans. And this analogy works in both ways: evacuate Israel to give the land back to Palestine as well as evacuating the region of Palestinians to create Israel. Shlomo Sand once said he is a post zionist because the mess has already been created, maybe that is the take I most agree with, although really, there is no fair or "right" solution to this. Which is why it makes this conflict so complicated and frustrating.

volvoxvsmarla , 2 months ago to Memes in DNA

Well what do you expect he's been eating steak only for years

volvoxvsmarla , 2 months ago to Memes in DNA

This reminds me of that time Jordan Peterson went crazy about entwined snakes looking like DNA

volvoxvsmarla , 2 months ago to Memes in One must imagine Saddam Hussein happy

This is how the Nutty Putty Cave became the Nutty Putty Grave.

volvoxvsmarla , 2 months ago to Comic Strips in Classic Sarah

Yeah I was also very put off by that. "What matters is how you feel." - "Well, like shit, Dad" would be the natural way this conversation would go. "Do you feel pretty in that outfit?" - "No I feel like shit in it".
We all try to stand above it but for most of us, from 99 compliments and 1 insult, we will remember the latter. It takes one person to ruin your day.