the hardest melons require the strongest rules

RIPandTERROR , 1 month ago

WoL enters the chat

Bytemeister , 1 month ago

Doomguy? Thanos snaps, Doomguy dies, goes to hell, fights his way back to Earth and kills Thanos anyway.

Possibly Sierra117, who's power is either luck, or quantum immortality. Thanos can snap all he wants, it wouldn't affect John.

Oha , 1 month ago

Gordon Freeman doesnt fuck around

Toribor , 1 month ago

Crowbar go bonk.

But wait Thanos is a titan, his HP bar must be huge.

BONK. FASTER!

RandomVideos , 1 month ago

This character canonically has a thanos-killing, anti-stones launcher, it has been confirmed by the dev.

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/41ba067b-e97a-4acb-849e-ca9cbc452a9b.png

When? Now, since im the dev and i can do anything i want with the lore of my games

ArmokGoB , 1 month ago

I get the feeling you aren't Prof. Mateas.

glizzyguzzler OP , 1 month ago

abs love I was going for Façade-posting but I actually accidentally created a honey trap for nerds (not derogatory, this time)

glizzyguzzler OP , 1 month ago

I wanted:

Grace: Trip, you said you were going to put that away.

*phone rings*

thanos: hard melon require throbbing will

:0

>:[

Trip: Okay, thanos you need to leave now

I got:

The buff senator from metal gear rising could beat thano, but only when red sun is playing

ivanafterall , 1 month ago

Miles 'Tails' Prower

Honytawk , 1 month ago

Just about any could.

The powerlevel hierarchy goes:

Book character < live action character < video game character < anime character < superhero comic character < cartoon character

bufalo1973 , 1 month ago

Kain from Legacy of Kain.

Cypher , 1 month ago

Literally every single JRPG protagonist.

pjwestin , 1 month ago

Asura. Asura's Wrath wasn't the greatest game, but it was memorable, and I'm pretty sure this scene makes Asura a contender for pretty much any match up.

Landsharkgun , 1 month ago

I mean, Thanos isn't even that tough. Most of the people fighting him were just human+ power level (notice how they specifically de-powered the Hulk for that fight?). A lot of characters could take him relatively easily.

Somebody mentioned Kerrigan. Yup. Zeratul would 'Nothing Personnel, Kid' the purple guy. Talandar (formerly Fenix) could fuck him up in a straight fight - the dude has died twice, he ain’t afraid of shit. All of the Zerg charcters, probably.

The Doomslayer, obv.

An entire collection of characters from Diablo. Good old Tyrael would bust him open, but any of the angel or demon characters could do that.

Kinda want to put him in a room with Jack of Blades. Nothing kills a supervillan like another supervillan.

dankm , 1 month ago

I'ma show my age and say 90s Duke Nukem. Thanos wouldn't stand a chance against bad 80s action-movie parody camp.

ICastFist , 1 month ago

Speaking of those Blizz characters, a number of Warcraft villains could easily take on Thanos too: Archimonde, Sargeras, Deathwing, Lich King.

RIPandTERROR , 1 month ago

Until it is done

Wirlocke , 1 month ago

I think the idea with Thanos vs Hulk is that their strength gap wasn't as far apart (presumably Hulk is stronger) but Thanos was using actual fighting and boxing techniques, whereas hulk usually just smashes. Like how a skinny martial artist can take on someone much stronger than them, technique makes a huge difference.

That said I felt really robbed we never got a BannerHulk rematch with Thanos. Him being intelligent would've let him actually train his technique over the timeskip and complete the character arc.

Xtallll , 1 month ago

Any JRPG charter from disk 3 or 4.

laurelraven , 1 month ago

Pretty sure Kerrigan, the Queen of Blades, could have sent him packing

AngryCommieKender , 1 month ago

Gordon Freeman, if the Suit Guy ever lets him out again.

macisr , 1 month ago

2B and A2 from Nier Automata should be able to do the job.