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dwemthy ,

This reminds me of the time I worked at a tattoo parlor. Sometimes when refilling the ink bottles in the storage room I'd get the feeling that someone was watching me. One time I swear I heard a deep low growling, like a disgruntled chef watching someone pick up a piece of raw chicken, brush it off, and put it back in the pan

mctoasterson ,

Let's just check the walk-in freezer now.

...annnd I'm in Blackreach

pixeltree ,
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I love surrealist gordon ramsey memes

BreadOven ,

He better not wake Azathoth.

pancakes ,
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Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:

"Are you just going to fucking stand there?"

MrJameGumb ,
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Other than Gordon Ramsay being involved this is more or less the plot to the book House of Leaves lol

Zirconium ,

Need a British comedy adaptation of the Navidson record

MrJameGumb ,
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I would pay good money to see that, especially if it was starring Mr Bean lol

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Well shit, now I want a Rowan Atkinson and Gordon Ramsay comedy film. Any kind, really... buddy cop, rom-com, heist, psychological horror. It's money in the bank

MrJameGumb ,
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You should check out a show that came out some years ago called Psychoville! None of those people are in it, but it's the closest thing I've ever seen to what you're describing lol

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Just saw a clip, it's got its hooks in me now

MrJameGumb ,
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The show they did after that is really good too, it's an mystery/horror/comedy anthology called Inside No. 9

JackRiddle ,

Pretty sure that was the intention¹

¹I mean... it has a footnote and everything

aeronmelon ,

He goes inside, the door slams shut, demonic noises for five minutes, then the door flies open and an angry, bloody Gordon Ramsey comes stomping out

"Why do you have a FUCKING gateway to the demonic realm in your restaurant?! Do you have any idea how many lost souls I found in there?! ANSWER ME!!!"

sbv ,

SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!

tkk13909 ,
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Exactly 0% of that blood is his

elbucho ,
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He didn't get his black belt for nothing.

clay_pidgin ,

AND NONE OF THE SOULS WERE REFRIGERATED!

Taleya ,

Ramsay vs SCP-087

Or ramsay is what's knocking on the door

aeronmelon ,

You mean Gordon Ramsey hasn't yet been issued an SCP number?

Taleya ,

Has Clef?

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