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Flatworm7591 ,
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Those eyes are definitely saying, "How could you do this to me?"

germanatlas ,
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Do not the dog

quixotic120 ,

I would never be able to take such a picture of my dog. He would be ferociously licking the tiny bit of delicious food that he not allowed to have off of his back.

blindbunny ,

Everyone of my dogs know the command, "get out of the kitchen"

wander1236 ,
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Mine knows it and doesn't listen (we don't try hard enough)

blindbunny ,

I used to throw kibble and say it and celebrate when they leave.

wander1236 ,
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He really likes being around his people so I feel bad kicking him out. Luckily he mostly stays out of the way.

QuantumSparkles ,

Somehow It never occurred to me that people other than me say that exact thing to their dog

blindbunny ,

It's the fourth command every dog owner should teach. Save those puppy toes!

ceenote ,

When I accidentally spilled some (unheated) chicken broth on my dog the other day, I hoped it might teach her a lesson about being in the kitchen when I'm preparing food. It did not.

Catoblepas ,

It taught her magic tasty water might fall from the sky if she stays close enough to you!

Gullible ,

There’s so much expectation and trust put upon terrestrial pets. The only pet that I haven’t asked something to the effect of “why would you do that?” or “what did you expect to happen?” was a goldfish. RIP Goldie. Your only mistake was naïveté to cannibalism.

dactylotheca , (edited )
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Your only mistake was naïveté to cannibalism.

Mine too, Goldie. Mine too.

NakariLexfortaine ,

So, uhh...

How'd you taste? They leave good reviews? No weird diseases, properly cooked?

And how much?

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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He probably felt like he walked into a Wile E. Coyote style trap

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