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NakariLexfortaine

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NakariLexfortaine ,

About to say, I'll be kind, but you wanna sass me? When I kept your ass alive in the fire? When I'm topping your DPS while pulling the tank outta the red? Bitch, I'll keep myself alive while I walk outta here.

Don't cross your healers. We might sometimes be sluts for some praise, don't mean we'll take shit.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Healing is a very interesting experience, for me. You need a whole new level of awareness, as you're now watching what everyone is doing, and need them working in line to best do your job. Resource management is on a whole other level when you now have all of yours, the entire parties health and buffs, and whatever the boss has counting down.

It's a very active style of play, especially once triage comes in. When shit hits the fan, you need to decide who you can even try to save, and if they're worth saving. I've had times that I left a DPS on the ground because it was quicker to just start dumping all I had into burning down the boss, and grab 'em up after the fact.

Then comes in the fun of having multiple healers. You gotta work out who's taking what chunk, if and when you need to cover each other, and half the time you might end up healing the wrong people, because at some point you stop seeing the names. It's just health bars and cool downs. Nothing matters except keeping those bars just full enough.

NakariLexfortaine ,

It takes the right kind of person. I don't know what, exactly, is broken in us, but there's just something about all the chaos and going "Yeah, I can turn this into order". People thought I was kidding when I told them tanking was me taking a mental break. Hell yeah, it was, shout at things, make sure to use my squishes as fart-targets, and just shut my brain off and let all of the rage I've built up keeping idiots alive out by smashing this things face in.

NakariLexfortaine ,

"They expect people to get fucking water from this? No wonder they're fucking dying!"

NakariLexfortaine ,

Did you do it as was intended, alone in a dark room in single player, or are you one of those sick freaks that can only get their fix when others are involved?

Shame, shame upon you! One day, you'll look upon your hands to find only claws, capable only of holding a controller, and watch as your life falls into a line of Tetrominoes, a wall that will never clear!

NakariLexfortaine ,

I wouldn't be surprised if Shadow came out as gay.

Unless it was aimed at anyone outside of Sonic.

And Big is an Aroace in a platonic life partnership with Froggy, and I refuse to believe otherwise.

NakariLexfortaine ,

"All I'm sayin' is, I've never seen a straight hedgehog deepthroat a chilli dog."

Heavily tongue in cheek, but I don't disagree. I think he'd happily let Knuckles search for his "Master Emerald".

NakariLexfortaine ,

Pagan Min about to be pissed.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Especially the throne.

"Spiked for their pleasure", as I always say. Or was that from ScrewJack?

NakariLexfortaine ,

Great, another thing to feel inadequate about.

NakariLexfortaine ,

"And if you don't believe in Jesus, and Osiris or Isis, too, and while the world is warrin', we'll just sit back and laugh at you."

NakariLexfortaine ,

Then you should read the paperwork better.

Now, either walk into that bank and get my money, or I push this button. They'll be finding shrapnel from those bars 3 counties over.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Always sleep with your plug in, people.

It's not government propaganda, it's for your own safety, stop questioning the cat tail. It's for emergency removal.

NakariLexfortaine ,

It's a weird running theme with older style deck art.

You'll see a 2 of Swords that's just a dude holding two regular sized swords, then you see the 6 of Swords and now they're wall-hangers triple the length of the bed.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Kirby played a key part in Project Mayhem, but had to be cut out due to licensing issues.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Wait, there's little gay people in my phone?!

Hold on, I'll get the toolkit, you can join my little Elf village. They needed somewhere to go after the... Laptop incident.

NakariLexfortaine ,

How's the land looking?

Like, can I expect a rainbow volcano anytime soon? Or are you planning Gay Space first? Because if you're 50/50, I will make sacrifices to the Gaycano. Fabulous, fabulous sacrifices.

NakariLexfortaine ,

I'm making a note here; "Huge success"

NakariLexfortaine ,

Just stay the fuck away from Taco Bell.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Hey, baculum are common among multiple species!

They could just be a highly intelligent raccoon who has been shamed into wearing pants by their human peers due to social pressures.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Man, some of those kids really never recovered from filming The Wall, huh?

NakariLexfortaine ,

Remember, according to the adverts, Rayman is fucking hung.

Mans got a baseball bat floating from his body, they just refuse to show us.

NakariLexfortaine ,

But Yor wears a loincloth.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Before we had "I love you. And I love all you guys.", we had Sonic and Amy.

Never forget.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Paper is overpowered, for no good reason. What does it do? Covers rock? So if I place a sheet of notebook paper over this brick, and slam it into your temple, nothing's gonna happen, right?

NakariLexfortaine ,

Eh, you don't wanna risk touching a corpse, don't make a casket salad.

The corpse is part of the experience. It's why they're posed holding the dressing options. Pry them from their cold, dead fingers!

NakariLexfortaine ,

Have any been spotted?

NakariLexfortaine ,

"This uprising is brought to you by AT&T.

Remember, when you want to break your enemies communications, think AT&T."

NakariLexfortaine ,

Chaos Activist.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Oh, but we have nothing to say about Togepi?

TOGEPI?!

The little ball of anarchy and treachery who will use Metronome and sheer cuteness to make your life a living hell?!

The other four are fine. But that egg shoulda been hardboiled.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Togepi goes from "cute" to "Arceus' afterbirth" to "absolutely fabulous".

I call it "the Feebas cycle".

NakariLexfortaine ,

Hey, sometimes you want a little Outlander.

But don't take the option. This is not how you honour the house unmourned.

NakariLexfortaine ,

We're working on the Cavill Clones as I type.

We understand that everyone wants to have their own, but this takes time. We've only just finished our last trip rummaging through his trash collecting key DNA samples.

We expect to begin our live trials early next year, with our first complete Henry Vatfills reaching the early adopters Q1 2026, if all goes to plan.

All of our excited customers can sign up for our newsletter down below, and if you're a burgeoning revolutionary government, we can work out a deal on gross shipments.

NakariLexfortaine ,

"The sun's rays can no longer reach you. Your clothes bring no warmth. In madness, you bring yourself into a fire pit, and even as the flames consume your flesh, hypothermia begins to set in."

NakariLexfortaine ,

That dude on the right side, in the middle, is where I want to be. He looks overjoyed to just be there right now. Someone get him a puppy, it would complete everything.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Do you not dip your beans in adhesive before applying them?

NakariLexfortaine ,

This is why I don't get the fear of Mothman.

He wants to admire lamps, eat ass, and warn you of poorly maintained bridges. He's not here to cause any trouble.

Mothman and Sasquatch just wanna enjoy life.

NakariLexfortaine ,

From a GameFAQs guide:

"Your replies

(a) Dude, the way that we have treated Native Americans is most non- triumphant!

(b) Excellent, dude! Cowboys and Indians?! Count me in!

(aa) Dude, remember the golden rule - be excellent to each other.

(ab) Dude, violence never pays.

(ac) I just do not think that we should treate Native Americans in this most bogus way.

(ba) Before I can enlist, good captainly dude, I must find ___!

(bb) Look dude, the way that I've been treated around here, I have little interest in fighting to defend these people.

(bc) I'd love to sign up, but ___ has my pen."

Looks like it was a dialogue option with a Marshal character.

NakariLexfortaine ,

One of ours loves belly rubs, she'll happily flop over and let you rub all day. Occasionally, though, she'll decide it's a feisty day. Rarely get scratched, but I get my wrist gently bit, pulled around, and then rabbit kicked.

She has claws, she just never really pops them out, and her top front teeth are severely stunted from malnutrition before she got to us. It's absolutely adorable to watch her get going, and then she has to love all over which arm she got.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Used to be different. I remember being a kid, we had a big lizard in our back yard. Sure, it was expensive to feed, and took massive shits, but it was our lizard.

Or at least it was. Got woken up by the sound of dynamite. Turned out there was an army man, told me "We gotta blow up what we can't understand".

NakariLexfortaine ,

Ah, yes, how I make every day better.

Just fucking masturbate.

NakariLexfortaine ,

I have levels.

I start off with "I love everyone", wanna talk.

Then comes losing my shirt, and if encouraged, I will find a table and lose more.

After that I hit the "walk in the woods" point. Or, really, "I wanna find a nice high place to sit". Dunno why, but after a certain point, I just wanna get somewhere I can look down over a city or something. There's something magical about it. Here's all these twinkling lights, all these lives going about their night. Some going to work, some going out to get fucked up, some to get just fucked.

And there I am. My own twinkling light, out in the night. Small, insignificant, just the red glow of the cherry of a cigarette against the nothingness. For a brief moment, I am both a part of that grander light, and apart from it. Above us, all the lights in the sky, bringing it together.

NakariLexfortaine ,

So long as you remember that cuts both ways.

If I don't get to take my monster trucks up Booby Mountain, you don't get to make Jingle Balls.

NakariLexfortaine ,

The king?

He's a paperclip. One wrong word, he's bent out of shape. His rule has been barely keeping this system together! Just the barest tug, and where are we? Disorder, chaos. He can't keep a grip anymore.

No, what we need now is one with a firm, guiding hand that also knows how to be a friend. A leader we can be proud of. Someone who asks you "How's your day been, buddy?"

There's only one like that.

It's time. Bring Bonzi in from the cold.

NakariLexfortaine ,

I've heard that only takes 7 days.

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    NakariLexfortaine ,

    Don't you mean you'd krill for this setup?

    No, no, don't assist me, I'll make my way to the guillotine promptly.

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    NakariLexfortaine ,

    Sleep for 24, wake up, still feel like shit, find wherever I left the last bottle, get drunk, sleep for 24...

    Been there, done that, have the divorce papers from my liver.

    NakariLexfortaine ,

    BETRAYED ME!

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