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Could these publishers try to set up these court cases to position it in front of the US Supreme Court?

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Being here is good if you're in a boss fight and you need to eat entire wheels of cheese to restore HP.

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There was a hippo right between Upper and Lower Egypt. He united them but paid the ultimate price in doing so.

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What's the range on this thing?

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There should be exactly 196 mods here, no more, no less. This is the only way it will make sense.

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Google's AI generated overviews seem like a huge disaster lol.

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbc66c9c1-5b9b-484a-9a72-c5f59d8a592c_1881x2000.jpeg

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Seriously. Elon Musk is power tripping to make all of us say his new branding.

And also an idiot for getting rid of the Twitter name and bird, which most companies would kill for to have that sort of household name recognition.

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Rolling coal in their emotional support trucks will give them cancer, too. And more prolonged exposure relative to the amount subjected to the rest of us, "to own the libs."

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There are some days when all you feel like is a convex polyhedron with 12 congruent rhombic faces. Life is simpler when you're a face-transitive isohedral entity.

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Ted Cruz is perfectly capable of performing the widely acceptable behavior of ingesting sustenance like a normal human entity.

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I like this

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What if a hacker were to obtain the Master Key Certificate to the entire Internet? How much damage could be caused by that?

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Civil disobedience? Well don't mind if I do.

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Ok ok. Civil disobedience, but with bricks

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You mean Gorkposting

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As you might imagine, all this snapshot recording comes at a hardware penalty. To use Recall, users will need to purchase one of the new "Copilot Plus PCs" powered by Qualcomm's Snapdragon X Elite chips, which include the necessary neural processing unit (NPU). There are also minimum storage requirements for running Recall, with a minimum of 256GB of hard drive space and 50GB of available space. The default allocation for Recall on a 256GB device is 25GB, which can store approximately three months of snapshots. Users can adjust the allocation in their PC settings, with old snapshots being deleted once the allocated storage is full.

Oh no my computer doesn't meet the hardware requirements whatever shall I do

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Christians give me weird looks when I insist that God is female and a Goddess instead.

Hashtag girlboss

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Sky is my favorite voice. It'd be a shame if they took it away as her voice is by far the best one of the bunch. It sounds so natural and makes Siri, Cortana, and Alexa seem crude in comparison.

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Haven't really assigned a name yet. I only just subscribed to it a few days ago to help me create cover letters to accompany my resume.

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To be Shōgun, you must first master the Onion 🧅

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The Cockneys, or alternatively the Fr*nch

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Dayum that's a thiccc booty

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thanks just blocked they ass

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I never found any of those hanging air fresheners to be even remotely effective. They might be good for about 5 minutes after you take it out of the package. Then it becomes waste like everything else.

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Just get an Apple Airtag and have him carry it around in his pocket (just make sure he doesn't leave in there it so it doesn't accidentally get washed). If you need to see if he's at home just check it's location with your phone. Place it on a keyring with a house key.

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mmm a whole pallet of blueberries for dinner

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No thanks, I'll stick with my unpatched IE 6 instead.

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I found the recent incel-ish responses on various Lemmy communities to the bear meme to be off-putting. Granted, it's much worse on Reddit but I would have expected better on this platform.

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I don't have a particular Lemmy link, but here's a general overview from knowyourmeme.

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It's the italicized version

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I would have hoped that before putting this implant in the guy's brain that they had a plan for what to do in this situation. Like coming up with a method to potentially reseat the retreated "threads" it without invasive surgery. Especially if this it's a recurring issue.

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Uh yeah this emperor was a creep.

The emperor's pursuit of immortality included engaging in sexual relations with young girls, of which he and Tao Zhongwen collected 960 for this purpose.

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Just do it the SimCity way. Rezone it to residential so the building can be torn down for free, then rezone as high-density commercial. Easy.

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Oh good the Tryptophobia kitty has come to visit us

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Shouldn't the other penny behind the front one be rotated a bit prior to punching so you can actually see the minted year without having to pull up the front penny?

It'll look a bit janky but at least it'll follow the intent of the post.

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How large do gametes have to be to be considered large?

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Oh fuck I always lose the bottom halves when I do this and can never find them again

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Wait where's the talk about creating Value™ for the company? That needs to be mentioned constantly and incessantly.

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You've been 360 no-scoped by xXx_Sir_H0pz_a_LoT_xXx

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The Unicode Consortium needs to add more glyphs for stuff, I need my ASCII fix.

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Definitely Yes.

I'll take my $0.10 now please Google.

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Freedom™ Kelvin 🦅

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