What happens once your age out of being a tomboy but you're too much of a disaster to be a power mommy?
I'm whatever that is? a spinster? I'm married but. Well sort of, the government forms can get fucked we're wives to everyone who knows us. A cool aunt?? I'll go with cool aunt.
I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword!
I'm 100% a cis guy so this doesn't apply to me. But I'd probably go for eepy princess because I'm always eepy. Or combine into the eepy tomboy because cool.