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MeDuViNoX

@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works

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MeDuViNoX ,

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MeDuViNoX , (edited )

I don't think it's bad. You could probably dye some or get a rainbow highlighter set and make your own.

If you don't want to do that, I suppose you could just print this one out and mail them the fake money. 😂

MeDuViNoX ,

Yeah, that's why I gave an alternative.

I've seen so many defaced bills in my life and never heard of anyone being held accountable. But that doesn't make it any less illegal.

MeDuViNoX ,

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MeDuViNoX ,

Will you be my pride month pal?

MeDuViNoX ,

💋

MeDuViNoX ,

It's just a picture.

MeDuViNoX ,

🦠

MeDuViNoX ,

That last point, maybe sex in a canoe that was beached? Then it wouldn't tip over and you wouldn't get sandy.

MeDuViNoX ,

Pride is in the eye(s) of the beholder!

MeDuViNoX ,

Where are you headed next?

MeDuViNoX ,

Please comment, it helps my mental algorithm more than you realize.

MeDuViNoX ,

🫶🏻

MeDuViNoX ,

The box used to have the full lady on it, instead of just her top half. You could do this neat trick.

MeDuViNoX ,

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MeDuViNoX OP ,

I did it gradually as well, I've never had problems with choking on my own tongue.

MeDuViNoX OP ,

I guess I was just lucky in that I was born with a boneless tongue. /s 🙃

MeDuViNoX OP ,

It certainly would be a dumb way to die. Thankfully, I've never experienced anything close to choking on my own tongue.

I know the song/meme, but that makes me wonder, what would you consider to be the smartest way to die?

MeDuViNoX OP ,

It makes things easier for me for sure. I naturally produce more mucus than most people anyway. I'm not really sure, maybe it's minor dust allergies?

MeDuViNoX OP ,

I've never given myself a sinus infection in the 10 years I've been doing this, but others might?

I naturally produce more mucus than most people anyway. I'm not really sure, maybe it's minor dust allergies? It generally makes things easier for me to manage.

MeDuViNoX OP ,

It doesn't make me sneeze and it's not uncomfortable unless you recently ate spicy or acidic food.

MeDuViNoX OP , (edited )

They call it jelking and it doesn't seem to work from what I've seen online.

MeDuViNoX OP ,

Doing it gradually is the best approach. I built up to 2.5 after a few months of just messing around. It never really gave me a headache that I can recall, but I don't get headaches very often either.

MeDuViNoX OP ,

My jaw is the same size its always been. 😂

MeDuViNoX OP ,

Your mileage may vary for sure. I naturally produce more mucas than most people, but not an obscene amount or anything. I don't remember it ever starting to hurt after I did it unless I ate acidic or spicy food recently though.

MeDuViNoX OP ,

I've thought about it, I dunno, I guess I'm happy enough with all the sex toys I own. 😂

MeDuViNoX OP ,

I've seen people in videos online that could do it. I'm not there yet and I'm not sure I ever will or really want to be. It'd be a neat party trick if I could.

Imagine if someone with a bifurcated tongue did it and had one coming out of each nostril.

MeDuViNoX OP ,

I don't think mewing works, my jaw is the same size. 😔

MeDuViNoX OP ,

Why not? No real reason other than a novelty and it's easier to get the dried-on mucus off in the morning or the rare occasion when I'm sick.

It's also easier to get popcorn kernels unstuck from my back of my throat when that happens and easier to extract tonsil stones without using my finger or a different oral tool.

Also, as I've replied to other comments, I've got a slightly higher mucus production than most people seem to naturally have. So it helps to not have to blow my nose as often.

MeDuViNoX OP ,

No, it just stretched out over time. I never cut it, but sometimes it would form a type of scab for a few days.

It might be partially severed, but my tongue doesn't look crazy long like the people who get it surgically done like Gene Simmons from KISS.

MeDuViNoX ,

Based.

MeDuViNoX ,

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Best Buy Membership "discount" (lemmy.world)

So I was shopping with my wife today and I said "oh let's see if my membership helps out." So we went and added the same item to each of our carts, and to our surprise, the total was the same! So what is it exactly that I'm paying for in this membership if the items "original price" is higher for me than it is for regular...

MeDuViNoX ,

Alright, so if those 3 are all bad, then what's the right answer here?

MeDuViNoX ,

Hanging it on my digital refrigerator.

MeDuViNoX OP ,

It's like he tucks it away into an alternate dimension or it just goes horizontal behind him.

MeDuViNoX OP ,

Exactly! Perfect analogy.

MeDuViNoX OP ,

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It's easy to kill him, but he'll just come back.

MeDuViNoX OP ,

It doesn't, that's the circulatory system.

(The lines are the nervous system.)

MeDuViNoX ,

How do you get Google to give you AI overview responses? I just get the old style search results.

MeDuViNoX ,

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(I wish I was that advanced, maybe some day.)

MeDuViNoX ,

Was that right before or right after XP?

MeDuViNoX ,

I've got to get all of my PCs moved to Linux by October next year too; we've got this!

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MeDuViNoX ,

Like the porn stars make?

MeDuViNoX ,

No Gods, no masters.

MeDuViNoX ,

I'm guessing alcohol. I had a friend throw up on a 20 year old laptop and that finally killed it.

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