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Legend , (edited )

Lets pretend to be fishes .

Oh no help me the human accidentally put a little too much food in my bowl and now i have to commit suicide by over eating rather than just eating what i want cause i'm dumb as fuck .

FooBarrington ,

Let's pretend to be fish.

Blub

Blub?

Blubb.

cybersandwich ,

lmfao got em

Holzkohlen ,

Losers

Anticorp ,

"Oh no, the water temperature changed by 10 degrees! I guess I'll go into shock and die now"

cm0002 ,

"The Ph balance was slightly off! 💀"

JasonDJ ,

It's not suicide...it's Seppuku.

Legend ,

Its kamikaze

Emmie , (edited )

Look, the situation is as follows: You can’t handle spot-on critique from some small vertebrates.

Diagnosis - irreparable flaws of character. Time for drinking or shopping.

JasonDJ , (edited )

Wait a minute! We're fish! We don't possess the capacity for abstract thought!

Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
yeah, let's go swimming
Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
In the vottom of the o-cean

speedbeef ,
@speedbeef@lemmy.world avatar

Let's pretend to be fish.

"I'm wet and I don't even know it."

Anticorp ,

"oh look! A free meal attached to a string. I must eat it!"

DigitalDruid ,

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    Shopping for more alcohol!

    bappity ,
    @bappity@lemmy.world avatar

    I think I'll use my credit card.
    do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?

    Anticorp ,
    Kusimulkku ,

    We often discuss our issues when drinking alcohol. Helps

    Anticorp ,

    I made far more emotional growth and healing progress as a young man drinking beer with my friends every night than I ever did in counseling.

    Sam_Bass ,

    Nevermind that your both fucking drowning?

    Diplomjodler3 ,

    Sounds like a plan!

    AcesFullOfKings ,

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  • bappity ,
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    don't talk to me until I've had my morning drugged crushed up tea leaves and milk

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