‘THE SLICER’ [OC]

Thassodar , 4 months ago

Cut my life into pizzas! This is my plastic fork!

CustardFist OP , 4 months ago

oven baking, heavy breathing
don’t give a f*** if it’s carbs that I’m eating!

gibmiser , 4 months ago

Film students everywhere just got tingles on the back of their neck. Just need a catchy title and name for the bad guy...

This summer...
Dinner comes served with an extra topping... murder.

CustardFist OP , 4 months ago

… with a crusty old detective that hated cheesy humor…

Diabolo96 , 4 months ago

A mafia/comedy mix.

The Pizzaiolo: from dough to death

He was once the most feared hitman in the mafia, known for his creative kills based on the victims’ jobs. He could make a lawyer choke on his own words, a banker drown in his money, or a doctor die of a heart attack. But he had a change of heart and left his life of crime behind. He opened a pizzeria and took care of his orphaned niece, hoping to start anew. But his past came back to haunt him one day near Christmas, when his former boss sent his goons to kidnap his niece and kill him. Now he has to use his skills and his wits to save his niece and himself, and to end his boss’s reign of terror. But all he can think of now is related to pizzas. Will he be able to slice his way out of this mess?

The reason he can't remember much and lack creativity is because he suffers from early stages of alzheimer.

The second movie is a prequel titled :

The Pizzaiolo 2: from death to dough.