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gibmiser

@gibmiser@lemmy.world

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gibmiser ,

Mfer could drive 9 inch nails with 1 hit

gibmiser ,

Your gaming alias now is a generational family name. All hail the House of Sparkles.

gibmiser ,

Please for the love of country. Make it real

gibmiser ,

Engaging is the last thing I want from an ad

gibmiser ,

How was work dear?

Bad day.

Why's that? Something happen?

Yes. Someone came up to the complaint department with praise and compliments. I'm worried the sign isn't clear enough. Or worse, the company might be doing too well...

Oh dear, maybe it was a mistake?

I don't know, I don't know... im just worried, if things keep going this well I might be out of a job.

Oh honey...

gibmiser ,

Stab opponent, break off tip inside them, stab again.

gibmiser ,

Yeah well we all know he will just stand there and never make a move.

gibmiser ,

WhAAAAATT! wow that is amazing great news. Holy shit!

gibmiser ,

Growing pains. States that work with the IRS will be able to (relatively) easily setup a way to receive the information from the IRS in a way that makes the states job easier too. This is a win for everyone except the tax preparing industry.

gibmiser ,

Now that is an idea. Me like. Of course, that means business will fight against it sooo

gibmiser ,

Bitch he created me, shoulda done a better job

gibmiser ,

The general sat, and the lines on the map, moved from side to side.

gibmiser ,

That's OK, so long as everything smells good, who cares? I don't want to know about the rancid trash in the backseat, that is unpleasant and inconvenient.

gibmiser ,

Basically party thugs. Go around harassing people

gibmiser , (edited )

3,600 degree noscope headshots incoming

gibmiser ,

What an exciting future we live in. International waters are going to be a goddamn battle bots arena

gibmiser ,

What do you mean cigarettes gave you diabetes??

gibmiser ,

Did you bring a hub or a switch? Is it just 10 or 10/100? Cause joe still only has a 10 NIC and he will slow us all down...

gibmiser ,

For me this was every day for over a decade. Why go to sleep early when you'll feel shitty No matter what. As soon as you fall asleep it means you suffer all over again.

Anyways Turns out I have sleep apnea. CPAP Isn't magic, but it has made a big difference. I know longer have a passive deathwish. If you feel like.
This meme relates to you. Then maybe go get asleep. Study done and give CPAP a shot.

gibmiser ,

Thank you for that. I am deeply disappointed that I just barely missed seeing him live :(

gibmiser ,

Who names their chicken Bessie? Everyone knows Bessie is a cow's name.

gibmiser ,

Turn your brain down a little.

The shirts look cool. I see a cool shirt, maybe I don't care about the band and it just looks cool. So what.

gibmiser ,

Bro got some Stretch Armstrong hijinks going on here

gibmiser ,

You give yourself an obvious handicap. Play with one hand. If they can beat you go to 2 hands. If they can't beat you 2 hands try playing with the controller upsidedown

anders , to Memes
@anders@rytter.me avatar

Brute force protection

@memes

gibmiser ,

As a non programmer, is the joke that humans will retype their password assuming that they made a typo?

If so, sick indeed.

gibmiser ,

Many lives were claimed but eventually, the champion stood, The rest saw the better, Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.

gibmiser ,

Well it ain't a pixel, but it sure us dead

gibmiser ,

Sounds like a euphemism.

Mmmmm yeah I was up all night smacking the stork

gibmiser ,

So he would invent his own cryptocurrency

gibmiser ,

Why do you think it was so important he made them everlasting?

gibmiser ,

Sounds like something an advanced language learning model would say....

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