She's a lovely woman

nieceandtows , 14 days ago

What a loser

neo , 15 days ago

The other guy never stood a chance! That's the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

Transporter_Room_3 , 15 days ago

What if I can operate several different types of forklifts, reach trucks, skid steers, and an excavator, but I'm not "certified"?

ThrowawaySobriquet , 15 days ago

Then, unless you're the owner, you're getting underpaid

Transporter_Room_3 , 14 days ago

Lol ain't that the truth.

But I also don't do any of that for a job, so I doubt my boss will agree!

Bakkoda , 14 days ago

You're hired!

Viking_Hippie , 15 days ago

In my defense, Pallet Jack is a notoriously unruly guy..

Klear , 15 days ago

He is unruly and therefore cannot be ruled. To steer him would be to court death.

bobs_monkey , 15 days ago

Unless he's Klaus

KreekyBonez , 15 days ago

Klaus will still nail someone's wife... but it'll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails