Since Google is failing at Ads, my cousin Pedro is opening a brand new Taco and Ads shop! Need tacos and the knowledge of gods? Why not right? It's better than my uncle's engine, coffee, bananas and ads stand. Or my neighbor's "Ads apples and diapers are us".
It's open season on delivering ads. I only learned about my fictional cousin from the bottom of an almond milk carton. He was missing, now he's got ads for you.