5in1k

5in1k , 3 days ago to Comic Strips in things you can only do with boys

Poop comes out of em.

5in1k , 4 days ago to Comic Strips in things you can only do with boys

Because penises are funny and vaginas are a line.

5in1k , 5 days ago to Comic Strips in things you can only do with boys

I mean, penises are just inherently funny. Look at them, they’re ridiculous.

5in1k , 24 days ago to Technology in Elon Musk threatens to ban Apple devices from his companies over OpenAI partnership

Living in Michigan I show distance by pointing to spots on my hand.

5in1k , 27 days ago to Technology in United Airlines passengers to see targeted ads on seat-back screens

I saw you eat food dropped in a toilet.

5in1k , 28 days ago to Comic Strips in Don't tell your dad!

I read the 100 years ago today sub, 100%. Though it needs more tophat.

5in1k , 2 months ago to Memes in Americans be like

Oh I’m racist? Next you’re gonna tell me I am not the same age as her do not touch! Making fun of a government and leader of said government is not racism. You are beyond ridiculous, more ridiculous than the noise Xi Jinping makes when he motorboats my scrote.

5in1k , 2 months ago to Memes in Americans be like

Sure thing comrade. I’ll remember as I’m draping my nuts across Xi’s nose and stamping his forehead with my asshole.

5in1k , 2 months ago to Memes in Americans be like

Whatever, what would happen to me in China if I went in the street yelling “Xi Jinping can lick my balls”? Cuz that Pooh Bear bitch can straight lick my balls for real.

5in1k , 2 months ago to Memes in Americans be like

He’s a Chinese shill. Probably paid.

5in1k , 2 months ago to Memes in Americans be like

The part where it assigns a fucking score to a human being is fucking awful to start. China is an Orwellian shithole.

5in1k , 2 months ago to 196 in staring rule

Who said I didn’t like it? I just think it’s silly to draw attention to yourself then not want that attention.

5in1k , 2 months ago to 196 in staring rule

Cool story chief.

5in1k , 2 months ago to 196 in staring rule

The piercing that’s sitting 2mm from her front teeth in the photo will never collide with them? Yeah ok chief, I do have eyes here. I’m sure she never chews on that conveniently place fidgeter.

5in1k , 2 months ago to 196 in staring rule

Even non skinny jeans got tight. I have really old Dickies pants and newer ones the same size. The legs are thinner and less comfortable, I buy 2-4 sizes up so my legs can move about at work.