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5in1k

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5in1k ,

I mean, penises are just inherently funny. Look at them, they’re ridiculous.

5in1k ,

Because penises are funny and vaginas are a line.

5in1k ,

Poop comes out of em.

5in1k ,

Living in Michigan I show distance by pointing to spots on my hand.

5in1k ,

I saw you eat food dropped in a toilet.

5in1k ,

I read the 100 years ago today sub, 100%. Though it needs more tophat.

5in1k ,

The part where it assigns a fucking score to a human being is fucking awful to start. China is an Orwellian shithole.

5in1k ,

He’s a Chinese shill. Probably paid.

5in1k ,

Whatever, what would happen to me in China if I went in the street yelling “Xi Jinping can lick my balls”? Cuz that Pooh Bear bitch can straight lick my balls for real.

5in1k ,

Sure thing comrade. I’ll remember as I’m draping my nuts across Xi’s nose and stamping his forehead with my asshole.

5in1k ,

Oh I’m racist? Next you’re gonna tell me I am not the same age as her do not touch! Making fun of a government and leader of said government is not racism. You are beyond ridiculous, more ridiculous than the noise Xi Jinping makes when he motorboats my scrote.

5in1k ,

About fucking time.

5in1k ,

Look at your getup, do you want attention or not?

5in1k ,

Sexist to notice someone with bright unnatural hair and heavy near clown makeup, sure. She’s keeping such a low profile, I can’t believe she would be looked at.

5in1k ,

Even non skinny jeans got tight. I have really old Dickies pants and newer ones the same size. The legs are thinner and less comfortable, I buy 2-4 sizes up so my legs can move about at work.

5in1k ,

The piercing that’s sitting 2mm from her front teeth in the photo will never collide with them? Yeah ok chief, I do have eyes here. I’m sure she never chews on that conveniently place fidgeter.

5in1k ,

Cool story chief.

5in1k ,

Who said I didn’t like it? I just think it’s silly to draw attention to yourself then not want that attention.

5in1k ,

Crying smelly barefoot goblin man. Jobs was such an asshole.

5in1k ,

Shocking? Very pearl clutchy take.

5in1k ,

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you may die.

5in1k ,

I like to wear a watch, it’s shiny and has gold. Definitely jewelry but also I like to be able to check the time without my phone. I don’t think people are going for Timex as a status symbol though. They’re cheap watches.

5in1k ,

Lots of masculine men wear jewelry. I see necklaces, earrings, any piercings are jewelry, rings, what’s more iconic than an construction site super with a big ass pinky ring.

5in1k ,

That’s what I have always done. I tried a Firestick once and found it terrible and tedious. Especially compared to M&K. I have a monster ass commercial quality smart tv and it will never access the internet on it’s own.

5in1k ,

I hope my fuck Spez comments are useful.

5in1k ,

Scale.

5in1k ,

I would literally attempt to assassinate the head of Nintendo if this happened to me.

5in1k ,

Xans

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