AgentOrangesicle

AgentOrangesicle , 4 days ago

It's the quantum gay that we really have to measure, but I can't pin its velocity for some reason.

AgentOrangesicle , 4 days ago

So is the Likert, but I bet you anyone trying hard enough can get gayer.

AgentOrangesicle , 4 days ago

I appreciate the quantification.

AgentOrangesicle , 8 days ago

Yo, just run it under hot water for half a minute. The metal in the lid expands before the glass does, making it easier to open.

-males explain things to you without provocation.

AgentOrangesicle , 30 days ago

I mean, if you pay me enough.
Edit: I don't eat people for free.

AgentOrangesicle , 1 month ago

My therapist said to invest in myself, and it sounds like a good idea. Just don't have much to invest yet.

AgentOrangesicle , 1 month ago

I don't... need to see that again.
It doesn't matter how good you were. When restructuring happens you lose regardless.

AgentOrangesicle , 1 month ago

Frankly, I think the diacetyl from an aged chardonnay would give it good company if time isn't an issue.

AgentOrangesicle , 1 month ago

I've got a bag of it to share, homie, but I'm going to re-inflate it and use it as my camping pillow tonight.

AgentOrangesicle , 1 month ago

Oh, you WOULD have the stones to say that.

AgentOrangesicle , 1 month ago

Tholeiites or Alkali?

I agree, though. Basalt takes a red regardless.

AgentOrangesicle , 2 months ago

Don't tell me that getting blazed and watching Adventure Time together isn't romantic.

AgentOrangesicle , 3 months ago

Like dolphins in name brand tuna manufacturers!

...Except for the part where there's truth behind that one.