GreenPlasticSushiGrass

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , 23 days ago

"Have you committed a crime that somebody noticed?" slams book shut

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , 1 month ago

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , 1 month ago

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here's a /s for those who think I'm serious.)

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , 2 months ago

1ft.io displays that article, albeit without many of the images. Link.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , 3 months ago

Mojo Dojo Casa House.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , 3 months ago

Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , 3 months ago

I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , 3 months ago

You haven't felt the struggle until you've taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , 3 months ago

Flashbacks of grad school!

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , 3 months ago

I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they're little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I'm just standing there going, "Damn!".

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , 4 months ago

Estos pretzels me están haciendo sediento.