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KingJalopy

@KingJalopy@lemm.ee

I’m the king. Of jalopies.

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KingJalopy ,

Hey she's hot there's nothing wrong with wanting that

KingJalopy ,

Never your dildo

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I'm from Oklahoma but I don't get it

KingJalopy ,

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

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And humans!

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America a bottom, but that's obvious to everyone in the world except is Americans.

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Pretty sure Trump lives in Florida so really it's right there where it should be...

KingJalopy ,

They know

KingJalopy ,

The true autists outnumber is by far, it would be gone in seconds.

KingJalopy ,

Something something 3 times is a pattern

Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote (www.engadget.com)

[Xitter] just announced a smart TV app for streaming video. Or, more accurately, that it claims it's building one, with absolutely no launch date mentioned. The appropriately-named [Xitter] TV wants to be “your go-to companion for a high-quality, immersive entertainment experience on a larger screen.”

KingJalopy ,

$44b says your probably right

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They did. Then they took a picture and posted it here to outage everyone.

KingJalopy ,

Just fucking delete your Reddit accounts, what is the issue here?? They do not deserve your ad dollars, walk away. The Internet is not this important. Fuck any website that behaves this way, just stop using it. There's literally billions of sites out there.

KingJalopy ,

So does deleting your account.

KingJalopy ,

Yes actually everyone can delete their account. They may not want to but they can. Great that this guy made a tool to leave multiple subs but still it's not impossible to stop supporting shit companies. For every sub out there there is a site serving the same interest. This isn't a matter of life or death, it it's like saying you can't leave Netflix because it has shows you like.

KingJalopy ,

Because deleting your account doesn't remove your comments...

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Fair enough

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Which is what I realized when you said that... Hence my comment

KingJalopy ,

If you need closure for leaving a website you need that website. Don't leave.

KingJalopy ,

Good for him. Must be nice. I'm really good at my job too but I'm betting he makes more in a year than I will in an entire lifetime.

Because only women are worried about becoming step-parents? (This prolly could've been an Ask Lemmy.) (lemmy.world)

I'm looking for some good reading on how to, eventually, best help be a step parent to my partner's children and NEARLY ALL books are geared toward the woman's perspective as though men don't want to be a strong teacher and develop these kids into healthy adults. Ugh!...

KingJalopy , (edited )

That's doesn't work for Internet outage outrage* though

KingJalopy ,

That was supposed to say Internet *outrage sorry it was a typo

KingJalopy ,

Don't dead open inside

KingJalopy ,

Now what the hell am I going to do with this frog? I don't have any cooking oil.

KingJalopy ,

So you spent your whole vacation uploading this picture???

KingJalopy ,

Once you graduate, this will be the least of your annoyances.

KingJalopy ,

In the later books it's not even a parody

KingJalopy ,

That's the mother fuckin T

KingJalopy ,

Just snort cocaine. Less painful. In the short term anyway.

KingJalopy ,

I'm 41. My screen name is my AOL screen name from 1996...

KingJalopy ,

But guns are much more accessible.

KingJalopy ,

I like how the comic is colored in the same style as the Mexico flag.

KingJalopy ,

That's some serious paerodolia, I could almost swear that's Joe Biden sniffing people. I mean I understand it's those two states but it's uncanny.

KingJalopy ,

Then what do April flowers bring?

KingJalopy ,

It uses to be pilgrims but this is close enough

KingJalopy ,

Why y'all sponge's smell?

KingJalopy ,

Gonna eat that ass like a muffin

KingJalopy ,

Cars like this piss me off. They always have a small sticker, like this one, that say something to the effect of get off my ass! This car has one that says, "would you kindly remove your car from my ass" well, I would, but, YOU PUT A THOUSAND TINY LITTLE STICKERS ON THE BACK THAT I CAN'T READ WITHOUT GETTING ON YOUR ASS!! YOU CLEARLY WANT ME TO READ ALL THESE OBNOXIOUS STICKERS AND THEN MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE FOR SOMETHING YOU PROVOKED!!

Thanks sticker person. You hypocrite.

Smartphone Keyboard Information Bonanza: What's available and what's best for your needs

Howdy. I wanted a central place for information surrounding smartphone keyboards since there have been some changes recently to a few of them. I hope to keep this post afloat over the long term so we can share experiences, information, news, etc to find the perfect smartphone keyboard for ourselves and help others do the same....

KingJalopy ,

Former swype user here as well. I need it back. I use Gboard for swyping now but it's not same and def keeping my info

KingJalopy ,

Buy a pill cutter from the drug store or put the scored side down on a flat surface then push on the middle.

KingJalopy ,

Witness the unstoppable power of my downvote!!

Muahahaha!

It's all downhill from here for you heathen!

Edit - shit... I hit the wrong button... But beware! I won't always be so careless

KingJalopy ,

I work in pest control and can totally get you a mouse with various liquids inside of it for very little money if you're interested...

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Quit trying to shove your agenda down my throat! I'll have some when no one else is looking...

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Someone wrote a decent story line for those??

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Full circle.

Eventually, the internet will just be AI criticizing itself to create a better version of itself...

Hang on...

KingJalopy ,

" but you haven't seen the ultimate limited edition fan version action cut of the directors cut"

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Don't worry, plenty of others will apparently...

KingJalopy ,

Is this.... 🫴🏼 Reddit?

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