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LordAmplifier

@LordAmplifier@pawb.social

one singular braincell :3
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LordAmplifier ,

You aren't supposed to eat the loaves of bread, you're supposed to fight to the death with them 🥖

LordAmplifier , (edited )

As the CEO of Linux, I've had long and intense discussions with Mr Musk about the future of the company if he were to buy it, and I have come to the conclusion that he is a very good and smart businessman. There is no doubt on my mind that our company will thrive under his competent leadership. The Linux Corporation(TM) is therefore proud to announce that we have decided to accept his gracious offer of 69 billion US dollars, payable in $100 Google Play gift cards.

LordAmplifier ,

There's a guy on YouTube who built a hubless bicycle, and it's pretty cool!

LordAmplifier ,

Cute little paw beans ^w^

LordAmplifier ,

Call of Fruity sounds like a gay eldritch dating sim that I'd pour hundreds of hours into :3

LordAmplifier ,

Make me your pet, tie me up and fuck me, but don't let me cum, and keep doing that until I forget my name, until I can't speak or scream any more, and until I forget all the worries of a world on the brink of disaster because it's only you and me and the vast, empty universe that we can paint with stars, like God when he created it (we can do it the other way around, too, if you want)

I'm so eepy because I had to get up early 2 days in a row, but things are cool right meow hehe :3c

LordAmplifier ,

why the fuck did I write thisajslasldhsgagkd ÓwÒ

LordAmplifier ,

That might help! I just wish I didn't feel so burnt out because it makes finding an outlet way harder :c

LordAmplifier , (edited )

Is being kind of a boy enough to be someone's boy best friend and to do all the things boy best friends do? 👉👈🥺

LordAmplifier ,

YESSH am a boy best friend :3

LordAmplifier ,

What would gay Olympics look like? Like this?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/707/464/299.jpg

LordAmplifier ,

The most unrealistic part about this is furries being on top~

LordAmplifier ,

bottoms ☕

LordAmplifier ,

They say "to serve and protect," and what better way to serve me like a good kitten than to give me their gun when I need one :3

LordAmplifier ,

The third one is wrong, the odds are never in your favour because they're always 50/50 (you either win or you lose)

LordAmplifier ,

But that would mean that I'm either not the protagonist, or... I NEED TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET RIGHT NOW

LordAmplifier ,

Maybe they just have a gambling machine because it's fun and they don't care about profits :3

LordAmplifier ,

Of course you'll be able to disable it. Until your computer updates the next time, then it'll turn on and you'll need to turn it off again. But then they'll grey out the option not to start it automatically with every reboot and you'll need to close it manually every time. Until they remove that option, too.

LordAmplifier ,

MARK YES OwO

LordAmplifier ,

I gave it a try :3

anthro bird trying to balance on a power line and falling down. a bird sitting there says "skill issue."

LordAmplifier ,

Thank you :3

LordAmplifier ,

I expected the original to make more sense, but they're the same minus the cat. That's kinda funny because most of the previous edits felt a lot more surreal compared to the originals, and this one breaks that trend. I really like that from an artistic point of view.

LordAmplifier ,

I'm not an expert in this field, but I think they're referred to as locomorphs (like aeromorphs). Hopefully, this will help you with your scientific research uwu

LordAmplifier ,

This one is a silly bean :3

This one is really cute :3

This one is porn :3

LordAmplifier ,

But you're already real, you silly little bean :3

LordAmplifier ,

As much as I dislike TikTok, I love the creativity it sparks in some people. Videos like this make me miss r/TikTokCringe a bit because, despite the name, most of what was posted there was genuinely good (or maybe not, I only browsed it by top of the week / month every once in a while).

LordAmplifier ,

Most of them aren't my cup of tea, but two of them are kinda nice :3

LordAmplifier ,

Thank you for your concern, but I would never the cat. I'm not that kind of degenerate.

I'm a certified Loona simp uwu

LordAmplifier ,

I've been wanting to do that for a while now but haven't tried it yet because the Wikihow article about growing tobacco says that the last step is to age it for 5-6 years. Turns out that step is optional (it even says so in the article, I just never read past the first bullet point), though you'll get harsh tobacco if you skip it. But I don't smoke, so I don't care about harshness.

Anyway, you should give it a try, maybe it's fun, and working with plants is always a good time :3

LordAmplifier ,

It's wild how all these stars are out there, just existing, vibing, doing their thing regardless of what we do or think about them. How far away from the city / other sources of light pollution were you when you took this photo?

LordAmplifier ,

Going up instead of sideways is actually really smart :3

LordAmplifier ,

I had to end a conversation (that was going pretty well by my standards!) today because I had to work. Now I'm wasting time on Lemmy in retaliation >:c (I'd be wasting this time anyway, but still)

LordAmplifier ,

Obligatory

https://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tumblr_owip7nhlt11uw7ihbo4_400.gif

(I hope embedding this gif works)

LordAmplifier ,

tries to follow you

runs into wall

✨😵‍💫

LordAmplifier ,

Cumming eight times sounds like torture, but I'd be willing to give it a try OwO

LordAmplifier ,

Now I'm very interested~

LordAmplifier ,

rawr means I love you in dinosaur x3

LordAmplifier ,

You can use ![](insert link here) to embed images. You can also add an alt text between the square brackets, but you don't have to for it to work.

And yes, it's a very funny image. Snoopy has some great friends! :3

LordAmplifier , (edited )

Yeah, some Lemmy apps and clients are a bit weird when it comes to formatting. I use Raccoon for Lemmy on my phone and it doesn't display ^superscript^, for example, but Lemmy is still relatively young, and I'm sure small things like this will be fixed eventually :3

LordAmplifier ,

If I couldn't stay silly :3

I'd do things :33

Terrible :::3##

Things ;3#:3

LordAmplifier ,

Being an irl glitch that distorts people's vision and makes them question reality is transition goals tbh

LordAmplifier ,

Being in nature is so cool. I want to spend more time in nature. There is this cool spot near where I live that I should go to again. If only people didn't leave all their trash there (I found a tyre once, and a broken chair :c )

LordAmplifier ,

More time in the bush would definitely do me good. I took a bag and cleaned up a bit once last year (or the year before that?), and it was a great feeling. That's also how I found what I think is a part of an animal's skull in a dried-up lake, which was pretty cool :3 (the skull part, not the lake being dried up)

Pics of the skull (a bit out of focus because it was so bright I couldn't see the screen)

part of an animal's skull from the top

part of an animal's skull from the side

LordAmplifier ,

Is this better or worse than the one that says "I don't need therapy, I just need to get fucked in public by 14 werewolves"? 🤔

LordAmplifier ,

I'm not sure if it's okay to post porn in the comments, but "goat moth hybrid" has a few search results on e621. So... goths exist! uwu

LordAmplifier ,

Of course an employee of the silly goose store would say such silly things, but are you silly enough to believe them? :3c

LordAmplifier ,

HELL YEAH, MFER, THAT'S THE SPIRIT, SICK CARS, BOOZE, AND CRANKING HOGS AROOOOO

LordAmplifier ,

idk about this chart, but they could fall into my arms if they want to 👉👈🥺

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