SharkAttak

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Technology in Spotify is going to break every Car Thing gadget it ever sold

Shouldn't it be Desbian?

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Technology in Spotify is going to break every Car Thing gadget it ever sold

Or pirate the music, then send some money in an envelope to the artists themselves.

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Technology in Samsung Requires Independent Repair Shops to Share Customer Data, Snitch on People Who Use Aftermarket Parts, Leaked Contract Shows

An acquaintance yesterday showed me that she bought a new phone, a Samsung S24 plus(?).. the reason? "To take good photos", and that it takes way less space than a real, proper camera. I'd never pay that much for a phone, and I think she could do amazing photos even with "lesser" phones, but alas.

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Comic Strips in In Self-Defense - 1876/10/28

Depends.. I bet in the head of Mr. Chiv there, it's still a slave.

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Technology in Opinion | Will A.I. Ever Live Up to Its Hype?

Problem is, it was marketed as HAL9000 when it is T9/2024.

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Technology in Air Force is “growing concerned” about the pace of Vulcan rocket launches

Imagine their faces when they'll tell em it's a work of fiction..

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Technology in Apple introduces M4 chip

Uh.. I don't know if it sounded snarky, but mine was a joke. "If the extra space of 16:9 is going to be occupied by ads, better go back to 4:3 aspect ratio."

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Technology in What's stopping you from using Ecosia? Your searches could plant trees!

Better to stop planting trees altogether then?

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Technology in First human brain implant malfunctioned, Neuralink says

"DAddy mUsk laav mme uskahdkadvbgbdg" said the first Neuralink volunteer, Mr. Guinny A. Peeg.

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Technology in EA wants to place in-game ads in its full-price AAA games, again

The ones pushing back are either trolls or bootylickers; the recent Helldivers2 shitstorm proved that things can change.

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Comic Strips in The new girl

If it's not binary what is it, hexadecimal?

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Technology in I used an original iPod in 2024, and it was pretty fun

To save it from the dumpster.

SharkAttak , 1 month ago to Technology in Apple introduces M4 chip

Ok, new strategy: go back to 4:3.

SharkAttak , 2 months ago to Technology in Google is (still) losing the spam wars to zombie news-brands

Yes but if they want an AI to index it, first it would have to figure out what an index is ;-)

SharkAttak , 2 months ago to Technology in Google is (still) losing the spam wars to zombie news-brands

We'll go full circle and return to site directories.