ettyblatant

ettyblatant , 19 days ago

I like the idea of you just sitting on your couch, suddenly looking around and slapping your knees to stand, just saying "WELP THAT DOES IT. I AIN'T LEARNING SHIT TODAY."

ettyblatant , 1 month ago

I like thinking about cats as my little contract worker. We have a great relationship, but as soon as I ask him to wear a tie or show up to meetings, I very curtly and loudly am reprimanded and reminded that at the end of the day, he. is. a. contractor. and to go fuck myself

ettyblatant , 1 month ago

I feel called out. I feel proud, but also sad. I feel proudsad. I feel prad.

ettyblatant , 2 months ago

Ootini!!!

ettyblatant , 2 months ago

Vege bean burrito with too much hot sauce and extra lettuce.

I feel palpable guilt if I don't eat one every 1-2 days. It's funny to see this post; I was just talking myself out of making one because I'm not hungry (but I had something else to eat so I feel like I cheated in some way)

ETA this has been the case for 20 years. I had to take a 5 day DOT ferry and all I brought to eat was a cooler with 2 cans of beans, a package of tortillas, a head of lettuce, and 4 different hot sauces.

I honestly kind of thought that everyone did this until now

ettyblatant , 2 months ago

I mean, it's literally vege refried beans, lettuce, hot sauce, tortilla lol

I have variations with the hot sauce- my fave has always been habanero Tabasco! but sometimes I'll use el yucateco, any high heat marie sharps, many unique sauces from stores all over, or any homemade sauces I have.
Sometimes ghost pep salsa makes an appearance, but salsa makes the tortilla drippy so not always. I was adding x sharp Tillamook cheese for the first half of this diet but I've stopped craving cheese/dairy in the past 10 years or so

ettyblatant , 2 months ago

Must be havin a BBQ with all those BUNS

ettyblatant , 3 months ago

I moved to contiguous USA (am from AK) when I was 18. I had never experienced allergies before, so was literally taking cold medicine a few times in the summer. I always assumed I was just coming down with something (summer colds weren't that uncommon in my childhood, but that's for me to reflect on), until I had scratched my nose open with a snotified face and a friend of mine said ".......do you want a Claritin? I have one in my car.." Then I had an existential crisis realizing that I could suffer from plants that I didn't stumble into or something to get myself an allergic reaction. Basically, once upon a time I thought seasonal allergies were for people that were just TOO sensitive to everything. womp womp

ettyblatant , 3 months ago

Youthful me, up for anything : shit, I'll have what she's having!
Deeply depressed me in the world today : dang, and she wasn't even on drugs..

ettyblatant , 3 months ago

Please put the phone down or give me a doll

ettyblatant , 3 months ago

"ask not for whom the bone bones. it bones for thee."
-bender