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mrgreyeyes

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Engineer: "If speed == slow, do nose down"

QA engineer: "But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?"

Engineer: "Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch"

QA engineer: "You're absolutely correct, ENJOY!"

mrgreyeyes ,

After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.

mrgreyeyes ,

I'm guessing the Indian outsource companies are rubbing their hands now.

mrgreyeyes ,

"Do be a dear and remove yourself from my presence"

mrgreyeyes ,

I mean it's just a browser. Bit of fiddling with the saved password and your go to go again to never look back. If they value their users they will improve again like Firefox did in the background over years.

I only hope a good search engine will appear again. I don't like the alternatives.

mrgreyeyes ,

Tizen in the corner: "Pick me, pick me 🥺"

mrgreyeyes ,

A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.

The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.

mrgreyeyes ,

I really, really, really want to rip the tags of my mattress!

mrgreyeyes ,

I see you forgot about a gem called "ME"

mrgreyeyes ,

I'm was not allowed to upgrade from them. I'm not going to throw away a perfectly fine pc.

Installed Ubuntu and I'm having a blast.

The ugly truth behind ChatGPT: AI is guzzling resources at planet-eating rates (www.theguardian.com)

Despite its name, the infrastructure used by the “cloud” accounts for more global greenhouse emissions than commercial flights. In 2018, for instance, the 5bn YouTube hits for the viral song Despacito used the same amount of energy it would take to heat 40,000 US homes annually....

mrgreyeyes ,

But now I know that I can jump off the Golden Gate bridge to cure my depression.

mrgreyeyes ,

They needed to sell that turd of a movie somehow. 🤣

mrgreyeyes ,

I laughed way to hard at this.

mrgreyeyes ,

"100 whistle blowers on the wall, 100 whistle blowers!
Take one down, burry the truth!
99 whistle blowers on the wall!" - Boeing quality control

mrgreyeyes ,

When hubs rule the LAN and CSMA/CD was at its peak.

mrgreyeyes ,

And the fucking videos that auto play in the bottom corner with audio. I think the old people that recently found out about internet are trying to turn it into regular TV.

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