“Consumeth thou mine shortened legwear.” - Bartholomew, Son of Simp
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Crunchy goodness lies within. (lemmy.world)
Thanks, Herr Doktor. (lemmy.world)
I am reminded of Shia's flag. (lemmy.world)
When you're born holding a copy of Stankonia. (lemmy.world)
There's a reason he was shot. (lemmy.world)
But not the reason you think.
My eggs ruleturned to monke (lemmy.world)
This was the day I learned this skillet is dented.
I'm about to cast some gnarly shit. (lemmy.world)
Hi. I'm Geophphreigh. (lemmy.world)
But most of my friends call me Geophph.
Time to start hopping....like, a lot. (lemmy.world)
Nwah
Bird facts (lemmy.world)
There is zero need for millions of office drones to be on the road daily. (lemmy.world)
Just try to rulesist. (lemmy.world)
They had some good ideas, but they also had some really bad ideas. (lemmy.world)
I'd vote for a candidate who campaigned to repeal the Second Amendment.
Skin rule (lemmy.world)
What's the worst that I can say? Things are better if I stay. (lemmy.world)
I knew girls like this. I was friends with girls like this. I was almost girls like this. I wonder how they're doing these days.
There better be catchy tuns and lots of catgacating. (lemmy.world)
Edit: ty mods
Gonna get her ready for the most cromulent missionary she's ever had. (lemmy.world)
Small car problems rule (lemmy.world)
That bumper is eye level with me. He could have probably decapitated me if he reversed with enough determination....
Today's rule: Please don't try me. (lemmy.world)
These days, it's the Nissans more than the BMWs. (lemmy.world)
Seems like they really do give a license and an '09 Altima to anyone with a pulse.
o shit is that zangetsu (lemmy.world)
Think again, buster. (lemmy.world)
Friendly appealing blimp rule (lemmy.world)
Bush Sr's dog Ranger got so fat in 1992 that he put out this memo.