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tanja ,

🥺🥺🥺👉👈✨

BluesF ,

3 hours? In this economy? Best I can offer is 20 minutes, and even that's gonna cost you

detectivesniffles OP ,
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we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that's right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.

kittykittycatboys ,
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hehe what if we were both wearing skirts 👉👈 🥺🥺

detectivesniffles OP ,
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this sounds fair enough. eye for an eye, skirt for a skirt and all that

kittykittycatboys ,
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kiss for a kiss ? 🥺🥺

euphoric_cat ,
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  • detectivesniffles OP ,
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    anytime between now and the heat death of the universe should probably work

    felykiosa ,

    Sooner the better

    Vuraniute ,
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    Nah. You sit on my lap but I wear the skirt.

    detectivesniffles OP ,
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    sun tzu's the art of the deal has taught you well, but i wear another skirt under my skirt

    Vuraniute ,
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    thats kinda interesting, now I'm actually wondering what that'd look like

    I_am_10_squirrels ,

    Ruffles

    sonori ,
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    It’s also a lot warmer on cold days to have several layers of maxi skirt. I don’t understand how anyone could live without it.

    modifier ,

    Just like any other book really.

    EdibleFriend , (edited )
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    Oh my god shut up and heal the raid nerd.

    detectivesniffles OP ,
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    what if we kissed between gcds 😳😳😳

    NakariLexfortaine ,

    Alright, you get 1.5 seconds of tonguing.

    Wait, hitting phase 2, everyone's getting Haste'd. .90 seconds.

    tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

    1.5s? Must be a FF14 player

    EldritchFeminity ,

    1.5s is WoW. Plus, FFXIV has no Haste equivalent. FFXIV is...2.5, I think? IDK, long enough to add some tongue if you don't have to hit OGCDs, at least.

    wreckedcarzz ,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    I need a cutie to do this with. And other things. Lots of other things. Constantly.

    I'm a needy frisky wolf okay?

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