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your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey's paw curls all but one finger: the middle

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im on it

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my dog doesn't piss and shit in toilets 🤠

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no, obviously not

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but what is love?

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how can people know if you're bluffing if you don't even know if you're bluffing?

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confirm that 'bongo obliterator' mia will be allowed to 'play [client] like bongos': y/n

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🤠

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🥺

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❒ B ❒ V ❒

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    i bet your butt has a crack in it

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    everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal

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    i'm giving you a 90 degree tip

    you mean a 90 percent tip right?

    ...

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    https://i.imgur.com/YziV6go.jpeg

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    it feels nice when the closet gets a little bigger, if just for a moment 🥹

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    another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ

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    100% much easier when you just straight up fabricate your results

    detectivesniffles ,
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    everyone imperator until the wealthy roman geriatrics smuggle gladii across the pomerium

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    they really got that just-dipped-my-balls-in-the-unidentifiable-buffet-soup-and-it-was-scorching kinda look to em

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    i bought an epilator a few days ago and went through the agonizing pain of ripping out all my body hair. currently basking in hairless glory

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    i do wonder as a trans guy how you feel about body hair? it's obviously not a universal experience but i would assume a lot of trans men feel a sense of euphoria from it

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    femboy solidarity 🤝

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    https://files.catbox.moe/gm94q2.jpg

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    taken from this and the point is that dennis (the guy in blue) is a terrible human being. though i will tag it as nsfw because it does touch up on very sensitive topics

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    how does ck3 compare to 2 these days? i have ~700 hours on ck2 but never bothered to try out the sequel

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    she's even planning a future with you <3

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    operating system dysphoria

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    i think i read this somewhere in the bible

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    at least the dumpster fire burns garbage instead of laying it out neatly in a comment

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    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/8973e78f-1fac-43c1-86a9-576885eb51f4.png

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    i've been known to be a bit of a naughty boy

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    the radical left is trying to redefine our christian keywords

    detectivesniffles OP ,
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    what if we kissed between gcds 😳😳😳

    detectivesniffles OP ,
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    sun tzu's the art of the deal has taught you well, but i wear another skirt under my skirt

    detectivesniffles OP ,
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    anytime between now and the heat death of the universe should probably work

    detectivesniffles OP ,
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    this sounds fair enough. eye for an eye, skirt for a skirt and all that

    detectivesniffles OP ,
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    we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that's right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.

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    parallels in modern media

    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/271c0f65-fe60-4607-b708-ab8e8ff5854a.jpeg

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    soldier every day you leave the dfac with your stomach intact is a battle hard fought 🫡🫡🫡

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    in my ass, in order from shortest to longest

    detectivesniffles OP ,
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    pictures of dolphins on them.

    i wish

    detectivesniffles OP ,
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    society just isn't ready for that yet

    detectivesniffles OP ,
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    may you one day have the divine might to turn water into estrogen 🙏🙏🙏

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