Predictive text rule

pero , 3 months ago

I'm a little stressed about it

(oh come on even my text prediction knows?)

ReinaBriola , 3 months ago

@prostadine The examples you provided helped to solidify my understanding of the subject. Thank you.

Zoop , 3 months ago

I'm a little bit of a joke.

I'm a bit confused about the coneys but I'm not sure.

I'm a blubbering mess.

Lol I always have way too much fun with these; I'll stop there.

blujan , 3 months ago

I'm a little confused about the same material as well as well as well as well as well as well as well as

Zoop , 3 months ago

Looks like a lot of us are confused in here!

KeenFlame , 3 months ago

I'm a little confused with my viewpoint so I'm not sure how to elaborate with this but I'm not sure how to do that to help me with my phone call from my mum to help you with this and if you want me and I will be in the save room and I will be in the save room and then I will have a look at it when I get back from work so I will have a look at it when I get back from work so I will have a look

I'm very proud to stand here today and present this is the best for me and I will be in the save file for the next few weeks and I will be back in the bag for the next few weeks and I will be back in the bag for the next few weeks

I'm sure I have to get a new pair for you are a bit of the five 5⃣ and you can 🥫 them in your shoes to make you look like it will make it look like the discussion on your head broski I love 😍 the more cringe I think 🤔 would like the discussion on a prison sentence and I don't understand the truth about them but it's just the general opinion about them all I know how it was so bad 🛁 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋

LOL I never use emojis don't know what it got that from

Zoop , 3 months ago

Hahahaha I love it! I think my favorite part is the very end of the last one:

🛁 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋

Like.... what!? Lmao!

KeenFlame , 3 months ago

Haha it's "bad" is bath in Swedish, and then jag means "me" so it just swapped language

Zoop , 3 months ago

Ah, okay. I appreciate you explaining! So the emojis it chose to put next to the random words make sense, but I love that overall it's still nonsense! These are so fun and amusing, lol! Thanks for sharing yours :)

Kolanaki , 3 months ago

I'm a good person

I'm a little bit late

I'm going to bed

Spot on. 😁

Kattail_ , 3 months ago

im a lil

im a goddamn woman

im a lesbian

...yea that checks

AlligatorBlizzard , 3 months ago

I'm a trans

I really need to stop arguing with idiots on the internet.

pancakes , 3 months ago

I misread that as "trains" but trans makes much more sense.

stephan262 , 3 months ago

Damn trainsesual agenda, wanting better rail infrastructure.

AVincentInSpace , 3 months ago

desperately trying not to make an outdated asdfmovie reference

TotallynotJessica , 3 months ago

"I like trans"

Gets hit by a stampede of trans people

Socsa , 3 months ago

LLM egg moment

Socsa , 3 months ago

I'm a bit confused about the weather

TheBlue22 , 3 months ago

I'm a little baby now but I'm going home tomorrow

Yeah

naevaTheRat , 3 months ago

I would chime in but I don't use predictive text as the very idea that a divine being could be predicted by an infernal device is blasphemy.

Do not let the machines sully our tongue comrades, throw off the yolk and do not submit to heretical guidance.

NoSpotOfGround , 3 months ago

The... the yolk? You have quite the eggcentric inclination!

naevaTheRat , 3 months ago

See! see what horrors even the affectation of automatic spelling correction can bring!

Purge the machine from your life my friends. It will only lead you astray.

Theme , 3 months ago

How dare they try to speak with our words

naevaTheRat , 3 months ago

Jokes aside I actually fucking hate it when machines say stuff like "thank you for shopping here" in that anodyne voice that's the aural equivalent of greige.

A machine cannot thank, thank you isn't a magic spell. It is supposed to signal gratitude. Unless uttered by a thinking being it is a bastardisation of language.

halfway_neko , 3 months ago

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user134450 , 3 months ago

throw off the yolk

lol

Gradually_Adjusting , 3 months ago

Divine being moment

kenblu24 , 3 months ago

I'm a bit confused about it and I'm going up there to see you EVERYWHERE

SaltyIceteaMaker , 3 months ago

Gonna do all 3 here

I'm a little bit of a great day (???)

I'm a very nice (this one sounds like mario)

I'm a bit of a triceratops (yeah the algorithm has no clue what i wanna type)

Zagorath OP , 3 months ago

I'm a bit of a triceratops (yeah the algorithm has no clue what i wanna type)

Are you saying you don't want to be a triceratops?

Octopus1348 , 3 months ago

I'm a sigma little boy 😭

TotallynotJessica , 3 months ago

I'm a leftist little bit :/

bownage , 3 months ago

I'm a bit of a pain in the past few weeks but I have to go to women's tennis and I have to go to women's tennis and I have to go to women's tennis and I have to go to women's tennis and I have to go to women's tennis and I

What is going ON with my phone

BautAufWasEuchAufbaut , 3 months ago

Did you ever go to women's tennis?

bownage , 3 months ago

Nope lmao

MalachaiConstant , 3 months ago

I'm a little confused but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think I can get it to you in the morning

Stamau123 , 3 months ago

I'm a bit busy with the magicks and am trying not the time of the day to make the illusion includes a new one.

hardaysknight , 3 months ago

I’m a big believer that if we can make a deal on a house that will have the house and a lot more space

AFC1886VCC , 3 months ago

I'm not sure if you can get a new one of the store in the back of the store and the way you want to see the names of the store in the back of the store and the way you are doing the same thing for me and I don't know what to do with the way you are doing it and I don't know what to do with the way you are doing it and I don't know what to do with the way you are doing it and I don't know what to do with the way you are doing it and