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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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The non—ai assistant they used to use does so much more with the same interface. Idk how they fucked it up by making the tts output ai generated but the thing can't do literally any of the things I used the old assistant for.

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everyone actually survived this

Before or after it burst into flames?

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The longing for a tail comes from the fact we used to have them and we wish to have them back.

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"What Tim Burton Batman movie is this? looks at description HIGHLANDER 2?!"

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The UI says other country, but the use of "squarshing" says Idaho. 🤔

Kolanaki ,
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Yeah I don't know why I assumed the commenter was also the person who took the screenshot. 😵‍💫

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I'm pro sex work because I am all for the idea that if you do what you love, you won't have to work a day in your life and, boy, do I like having sex. 😎

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🤗

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I just use informed delivery. It even can do something you couldn't just DIY: it tells me what's coming before it even arrives. Does it just tell you when you have mail?

That said: I just love things that are done simply because they can be done. Especially when they go hard like this. 😃

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Parents killed her dog? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki ,
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Depends on if you mean Stone Cold or the Bionic Man.

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MORTAL KOMBAT!!

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"On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!" - King Charles

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With time and ADHD: "I could do so much if I just had the motivation."

Life: big bag of Motivation

Me, 2 hours later: "I burned through all that motivation and only got 1/16th of 3 million different things done."

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God I hope so. If it wasn't when you uploaded and still don't know where it came from, that's pretty creepy.

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This post brought to you by Microsoft Copilot

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Afaik, the only other options besides what you listed for beverages anywhere is milk, coffee and tea. And depending where you get them, the coffee and tea may as well just be sugar (or aspartame) too.

Kolanaki ,
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Juice is still pretty sugary, even fresh squeezed. They naturally have sugars in them which is why they are sweet. While a lot of premade juice also includes added sugars. There was a study posted somewhere on Lemmy not too long ago that showed most American's sugar intake came from fruit juices and not sodas as previously thought.

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Gonna do some trolling to the tiddy haters

( . Y . )

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Now the reason is that you're too broke for a PC but still wanna play new games that are on PC, but not dirty Nintendo or Playstation games.

Kolanaki ,
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It's not very accurate for trans men and women; but I could see it applied to gender fluid people or others that see themselves as both male and female to not be a slur. They may think otherwise, though and I'd have to respect that.

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"X, which is known as Twitter to everyone but Elon Musk..." - Chad the Bird

Kolanaki ,
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Egosoft literally has a series of space sims just titled "X." They get first dibs.

Kolanaki ,
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AOL itself is a ripoff of CompuServe. Which they then also bought.

Kolanaki ,
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When did DA ever allow porn?

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Afaik, it hasn't and I have been using it since around junior high or high school. It might have allowed it when it was brand new; I don't know how old it was when I first stumbled upon it.

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Are there any extensions that fix Google on the mobile version of FireFox? It doesn't have all the same extensions available on PC, where I do have one that fixes Google.

The "web" category thing the article talks about is not an actual fix.

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F.I.S.T.O. says "ASSUME THE POSITION!"

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@Technology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtfU9AsUmc4

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A product you were just talking about pops up in an online ad. How? Advertising algorithms are so good that they may know what you want even before you do. C...

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My phone's lock screen automatically tells me the name of music being played near it that it has to be hearing through the mic.

Google's call-scanning AI could dial up censorship by default, privacy experts warn (techcrunch.com)

A feature Google demoed at its I/O confab yesterday, using its generative AI technology to scan voice calls in real time for conversational patterns associated with financial scams, has sent a collective shiver down the spines of privacy and security experts who are warning the feature represents the thin end of the wedge. They...

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If it starts being mandatory and not an optional feature you can turn on or off at will, I'll worry.

Kolanaki ,
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From what I know about dolphins, they're more likely to fuck it than play it.

Kolanaki ,
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a tent in the woods

That's where tents belong, though. It's called camping.

Kolanaki ,
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ADIDAG

(All Day I Dream About Gock)

Kolanaki ,
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All Day I Dream About Stuffing.

Mmm.... Stuffing 🤤

Kolanaki ,
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And people told me I was crazy when I suggested that they did this in my chat group.

Kolanaki ,
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I've seen two brands that claim they are nothing but dried tobacco with no additives; but I know that must be bullshit because some of the additives are mandated by the government. Like the shit that makes it go out faster to prevent wildfires.

Those brands are Nat's and American Spirit. They both also taste like dogshit.

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Fe Man:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/d09c92a7-17bb-4e50-a5d0-0e79f2cf0deb.jpeg

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FYI: As an adult, you probably could have taken that kid in a fight. Possibly even if he used the crane as a weapon.

Kolanaki ,
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Jesus didn't use taxes to heal anyone. Why can't we use divine magic? It still has the benefit of being free for all; but it also works better and faster.

Kolanaki ,
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I'm a stone tablet user and I throw my tablets off Mt. Sinai.

Kolanaki ,
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These are like the worst granola bars in existence.

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RAPTOR OF THE MIST

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Every product that comes with individually wrapped pairs or triplets is like this. They tell you how many individual consumables are in the box in huge font, with clarification that it's 2xX or 3xX in tiny unreadable font.

It's shitty as fuck.

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My name is Professor Chaos! Muahahahaha

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Does it count as love if I love violence? 🤔

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Meep meep!

Runs through the tunnel

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Shell + Beef

Do they mean the actual shell? 🤨

Lemon + Milk just leads to curdled milk.

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I'm wagging off rn

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