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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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F.I.S.T.O. says "ASSUME THE POSITION!"

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@Technology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtfU9AsUmc4

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A product you were just talking about pops up in an online ad. How? Advertising algorithms are so good that they may know what you want even before you do. C...

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My phone's lock screen automatically tells me the name of music being played near it that it has to be hearing through the mic.

Google's call-scanning AI could dial up censorship by default, privacy experts warn (techcrunch.com)

A feature Google demoed at its I/O confab yesterday, using its generative AI technology to scan voice calls in real time for conversational patterns associated with financial scams, has sent a collective shiver down the spines of privacy and security experts who are warning the feature represents the thin end of the wedge. They...

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If it starts being mandatory and not an optional feature you can turn on or off at will, I'll worry.

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From what I know about dolphins, they're more likely to fuck it than play it.

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a tent in the woods

That's where tents belong, though. It's called camping.

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ADIDAG

(All Day I Dream About Gock)

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And people told me I was crazy when I suggested that they did this in my chat group.

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I've seen two brands that claim they are nothing but dried tobacco with no additives; but I know that must be bullshit because some of the additives are mandated by the government. Like the shit that makes it go out faster to prevent wildfires.

Those brands are Nat's and American Spirit. They both also taste like dogshit.

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Fe Man:

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FYI: As an adult, you probably could have taken that kid in a fight. Possibly even if he used the crane as a weapon.

Kolanaki ,
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Jesus didn't use taxes to heal anyone. Why can't we use divine magic? It still has the benefit of being free for all; but it also works better and faster.

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I'm a stone tablet user and I throw my tablets off Mt. Sinai.

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These are like the worst granola bars in existence.

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RAPTOR OF THE MIST

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Every product that comes with individually wrapped pairs or triplets is like this. They tell you how many individual consumables are in the box in huge font, with clarification that it's 2xX or 3xX in tiny unreadable font.

It's shitty as fuck.

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My name is Professor Chaos! Muahahahaha

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Does it count as love if I love violence? 🤔

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I like most of their basic tool apps for being so basic. Notes, clock, calendar, Gmail, etc. I will lament the day they fuck all these up.

Kolanaki ,
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Are databases and cloud services more common than office terminals used across almost every industry, though? Losing out on sales of HDDs for regular machines to both businesses and home use still seems like a huge detriment.

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Meep meep!

Runs through the tunnel

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Don't know their ass from a hole in the ground

Then what is Elon really selling them? Their own ass or a hole in the ground? 🤔

Kolanaki ,
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Shell + Beef

Do they mean the actual shell? 🤨

Lemon + Milk just leads to curdled milk.

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Call me when it's Waluigi_gaping_butthole.mp4

Kolanaki ,
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Headline was confusing ("how are people trapped?") until I saw the image. That's one gigantic billboard. 😯

Kolanaki ,
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I wish the sky was gay colored.

Getting real tired of it just being blue or black most of the time.

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The only thing I have found actually useful with them, is that I can tabletop RPGs by myself and it's functionally the same as playing with real people. Right down to arguing over the interpretation of the rules.

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Hard to put my own shit in order when the world does everything it can to prevent it.

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Ah, I see he's heard of Dixon Dallas.

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I won't neuter my dog,

But my truck is now a man,

After putting truck nuts on my large Dodge Ram.

Kolanaki ,
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I like flinging them with catapults made using the weebl-wobble thing. 😃

Kolanaki ,
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If you own the domain being used, I assume you also host your own email... You can't just make a new address for this and have them all forwarded to your actual email?

"This_is_not_generic" @ "your actual name"

Unless they block that too, I don't think they're trying to force those services on you; they're just popular options and this is an automated response sent by an automated process that only checks the first half of the email and not the domain.

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and I'm still alive

This was a triumph...

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First news I hear since hearing about Gabe working on BCIs and it's just... An announcement of something that was already known. 😮‍💨

Kolanaki ,
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Only in the butt? I gotchu.

Kolanaki ,
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It was always possible with tons and tons of work; the news is that some dude made a tool that makes it a piece of cake to recompile the games directly from a ROM.

Kolanaki ,
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I really wanted to go when I was a kid and was told it was made out of cheese.

Kolanaki ,
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The sorrow is evenly distributed among everyone. More people = less sorrow. Enough people = negative sorrow.

Kolanaki ,
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I was thinking that perhaps you're thinking of the one where the bynar improve the holodeck and Riker makes his ideal woman in that. Pretty sure it's first or second season. Beardless Riker.

Just placed 3rd at my first game jam!

Had to share with this community, I decided for my second game to just rip off the band-aid and I entered a game jam targeted at beginners. I placed 3rd - with 1st and 2nd going to more seasoned game developers. I never imagined that, going in, I would be on the pedestal. I just have to thank everyone that participates in game...

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Oh shit. I saw this on something not too long ago... I think it was in Civie11's last round up. He didn't show a lot or say the name, but it looked interesting.

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I know it's Robert House but I can't stop hearing whats-his-face's speech about Rapture from BioShock.

Kolanaki ,
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They do both kinda look like him.

Kolanaki ,
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The ones most likely to see evidence of abuse. Of course. Makes perfect sense.

Kolanaki ,
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I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.

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Jerboa because it's the closest I have found to RIF other than Liftoff, which no longer works since most instances have updated to 0.19 and above.

The dude working in it had a kid (made an announcement for it) and then hasn't seemed to work on it since. Which is understandable, I guess. Kids ruin everything. 😩

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The only issue I have is that it doesn't seem to poll for messages/reply notices unless I close and reopen it.

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Hm...

You think there are some die-hard Christians against the use of BSD? 🤔

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I'm wagging off rn

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If someone yelled anything, I'd probably look. People don't usually yell in public. If I heard someone yell "hey, jackass" I'd wanna see who the jackass is.

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