Crumb rule

Kolanaki , 18 days ago

These are like the worst granola bars in existence.

Poem_for_your_sprog , 18 days ago

I like them but they're too difficult to eat so I never get them

0x0 , 18 days ago

Also RIP my teeth.

Ghostalmedia OP , 18 days ago

You might want to talk to your dentist if granola bars are hurting your teeth.

thisbenzingring , 18 days ago

See the trick is, smashing it up before you open it. Then just open one side enough so you can pour the chucks out into your mouth

Toribor , 18 days ago

This works, but if you inhale while doing it you will die.

pewgar_seemsimandroid , 18 days ago

not for me!

SayJess , 18 days ago

Magic type?

pewgar_seemsimandroid , 18 days ago

nah i just be unbelievably careful.

SayJess , 18 days ago

Impressive. We shall follow your career with great interest!

refurbishedrefurbisher , 18 days ago

Microwave it for a bit and it becomes a chewy snack

samus12345 , 18 days ago

https://i.imgflip.com/8q6ad3.jpg

GluWu , 18 days ago

I had one this weekend and am still finding crumbs under my foreskin.

thisbenzingring , 18 days ago

At least you got the chunks your shoved in your bumm out.

blindbunny , 18 days ago (edited 18 days ago)

I used to pack these with condoms. I would eat them after sex to see how much of my shit they're willing to deal with. Only two people ever kicked me out. Good times.

alyth , 18 days ago

Nature Valley disappeared off the shelves where I live and it makes me so sad ;o; I feel so lonely without my weevils :(

thegr8goldfish , 18 days ago

Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.

LinkOpensChest_wav , 18 days ago

You invented the granola pixie stix

Viking_Hippie , 18 days ago

Should have read the whole comment before starting rather than following step by step. This hospital clean room is ruined!

Also, the immunocompromised patient died but whatevs. That's pretty much what they do 🤷