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They're only saying that because your suggestions aren't good enough. Keep trying to solve their problems, you'll get it eventually.

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They have played us for absolute fools

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Also RIP my teeth.

andersr , to Memes Danish

Me BTW I use arch

@memes

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The wizard on the wall (disguised as a skeleton) uses NixOS and also happens to declare their incantations in the Nix language.

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And just intellectually dishonest. It makes no sense that it's OK to view the same content in the app but not on the web.

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You could also run a shell command that kills vim from within vim... :!killall -9 vim.

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Your clones need to be slightly dumber than you (a) so they just do what you say and (b) so they don't make more clones that make more clones, turning all of the world's resources into clones of yourself.

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It's about accountability

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One pill makes you smaller

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Let's do the math! If you assume there are 300 kernels, the popcorn will be finished within two minutes, and all kernels popping within 100 ms of each other is sufficient for a big bada boom...

There are 2×60×10 epochs where the bang could occur. Each of the 300 kernels needs to pop in the same epoch, so 1/(2×60×10) is the probability of the second kernel popping in the same epoch as the first kernel. The probability of all 299 popping in the same epoch as the first kernel is (1/(2×60×10))^299 = (2×60×10)^(-299).

Crunching the numbers in the Google search calculator... the probability is zero. That was anticlimactic.

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Agreed! I admit I made a few sweeping simplifications to shoehorn this into a discrete math problem.

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    Agreed. This meme is in media res.

    Revealed: a California city is training AI to spot homeless encampments (www.theguardian.com)

    Last July, San Jose issued an open invitation to technology companies to mount cameras on a municipal vehicle that began periodically driving through the city’s district 10 in December, collecting footage of the streets and public spaces. The images are fed into computer vision software and used to train the companies’...

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    Case in point: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADE_651

    Basically a dowsing rod, totally incapable of detecting bombs, drugs, etc. But possibly still useful as a probable cause generator.

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    I imagine that you simply snap your fingers and a serf brings over a step stool

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    Yum yum

    https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/bd6bc65f-0f46-444c-934b-e54e4784f589.webp

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    With snacks, too?!

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    Politicians banning porn are probably already in the VPN business 👁️👁️

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    JavaScript is no match for wget -r.

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    I didn't have this context. I always thought it was really heartless how people turned it into a meme. Honestly, it still isn't funny to me. Guess you had to be there.

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    I'm always confused by these kinds of assessments people make with some unrealistic test. Lumber for building a house doesn't need to withstand bites from a human jaw!

    Years ago, Tesla advertised solar shingles that could withstand a bowling ball being dropped on them. Why?! Hail is a thing, but bowling balls don't fall from the sky.

    Extending this concept, let's say I want to sell you a new motorcycle I invented. I won't demonstrate how well it rides or how fast it accelerates, but I will show you how deep I can submerge it underwater before the gas tank crumples — 4000 ft! Let's see Harley beat that.

    anders , to Memes
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    Brute force protection

    @memes

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    A honeypot!

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    How does that stop a brute force attack? As written, it only stops the single luckiest brute force attack that happens to get the password right on their first try.

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    Microsoft Incel, can't get it hard

    Cause Bill Gates' 5G vaccine, libtard

    Edit: sorry, that freestyle took a weird turn. Don't do drugs, kids

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    Don't you go giving me ideas for a new esoteric programming language.

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    Wow, that is an unhelpful error message. It could have told you it was expecting a number. It turns out that -i is short for "interval" and expects a number, whereas -I is used to specify an interface.

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    Oh the humanity...

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    Papa triste

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    I'd be concerned if you could see it

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    "Gen Z is Causing Inflation Because I Hate Them"

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    Only Oompa Loompas trust trickle-down Reaganomics 🎵

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    Public transit is not great for people with disabilities, specifically mobility issues. It has lots of advantages over cars, but this is not one of them.

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    All I'm saying is that accessibility is not a solved problem. Disabled people still need to haul themselves to the station/stop and then to wherever they need to go. Even just riding on public transit can be more taxing in terms of keeping your body upright, fighting against inertia every time it stops and starts. Public transit can be great, but you have to admit it's less accessible than a car that comes to your door.

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    Counterpoint: how can Huckleberry Finn exist if our eyes aren't real?

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    Doctor here, I'm sorry to inform you that you have a case of parasitic copyleftiosis. Your brain is copyleft, your body is copyleft, and even your future children will be copyleft.

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    COLD FUSION

    <cfohgodwhy />
<cfbarf var="#stomach#"/>
<cfdump var="#shit#" />

    (One of those is a real ColdFusion tag. Can you guess which one?)

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    What if one were to... reserve a desk and proceed to work from home? Possibly with a custom background that looks like the office :P

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    Fun fact: the conversion factor from mi to km is ≈ ln(5).

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    The concept of gaslighting has been diluted beyond recognition. It used to mean lying to someone with the goal of making them question their own sanity. Now, it just means lying.

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