Welcome to Incremental Social! Learn more about this project here!
Check out lemmyverse to find more communities to join from here!

snugglebutt ,
@snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

you're telling me 7 shrimp fried this rice?

Smorty ,

What if I could give you two brick and two wood for it though? Could build two bridges with that

revlayle ,
@revlayle@lemm.ee avatar

[Mitch Hedberg intensifies]

idk837384 ,

I would add more rice just to fuck with them

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Not hard to do if you weigh groups of the rice and take an average weight/grain then divide the total weight by that. Bro forgot to add his uncertainty tho 💀

The total weight would decrease as some of the water evaporated but you might be able to account for that

Perfide ,

Bro forgot to add his uncertainty tho

HIS uncertainty? Your method results in uncertainty. This guy counted each piece individually, as one should.

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Sometimes we make sacrifices for the sake of efficiency

state_electrician ,

With weighing you have a confidence interval, when counting each grain of rice you know.

ohwhatfollyisman ,

so you have 7 of Man Utd's playmaker and 4639 of Arsenal's holding midfielder?

MadBob ,

Best of luck to you getting anyone with this joke on this website.

jaybone ,

Do they have a player named shrimp? Rice is a more common surname.

MadBob ,

I don't follow the footy but I understood that it was ironic in some way!

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

did a vampire write this

can ,

The count?

name_NULL111653 ,

No. the dotted "i" with otherwise majuscule font is subpar for the undead...

Source: I made it the fuck up. Or I'm a vampire. Which one? Who knows...

SmackemWittadic ,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

Based on the cool cursive font that your username is in, I'm thinking the latter. That just seems like something a goth vampire would do

Source: I have no idea what I'm talking about

name_NULL111653 ,

Pretty good guess actually.

jaybone ,

I don’t get it.

can ,

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

The only reason it's fed the millions in China is because there is so much of it.

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Molecules are great for when I'm snackish and want to eat 6.02 x 10^23^ of something.

brbposting ,

RIP Mitch (Piped)

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
  • random
  • incremental_games
  • meta
  • All magazines
    •