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Smorty

@Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone

I’m a person who tends to program stuff in Godot and also likes to look at clouds. Sometimes they look really spicy outside.

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Smorty ,

What if we kissed through the anti-direct-contact breathing tube? 😤✨💞

Smorty ,

You wanna have the pro version of the reminder to remove the ads in the notifications

Smorty ,

All is good. I just thought the name was somewhat fun. Like:

Ah yes, I of course use then professional reminder as I am a professional individual attending important gatherings and fulfilling professional duties.

Smorty ,

In addition to titty skittles bitches meetings I presume?

Smorty ,

Clearly you cadent the problem, but the disgusting and dirty outside world

Smorty ,

Would you mind explaining the funny? I'm not getting it

Getting a rule mask <3 (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Screenshot of various amazon listings of eye masks for sleeping. They all have cutesy kidish design. One of them stands out, as it is not a cute eye mask for sleeping, but a blindfold marked as sexy with a view from a womans back wearing it. The unfitting blindfold is meant to be interpreted as being funny. Please find it funny.

Resistance is rule (what is this ruleshid Microsoft?) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Description: Microsoft ad with a man on the right doing a hand sign associated with star trek and wearing a white t-shirt and black glasses with thick borders. On the left the text reads white on black " Resistance is futile - get AI-ready with Azure" Blue button says "learn more".

Smorty OP ,

I actually knew that, and knowing the source (some evil guys in this case) makes it even funnier.

Smorty OP ,

Yes, this is a terrible ad. It says so in the description:

[...] Microsoft ad [...]

Smorty ,

For some reason I have a real bad phobia of piercings, which is unfortunate, as most hot people have them.

Smorty ,

Oh yeah I get that. I too think that it's weird how these through the nose ones are so popular...

Smorty ,

I don't get it... What does being female have to do with people being disgusted by pron? Or is it not but people view it as such?

Smorty ,

This is an original? Props! We rarely have these on Lemmy... It's good as well!

Smorty ,

No way! Inkscape is sick! I gotta learn it more... Only made some buttons with it for now...

Smorty ,

Ok what is this red thing and why is this the second time I've seen it here?

Smorty ,

I hated movies like chicken little. They're so gross

Smorty ,

what is it about our roots? Don't get it...

Smorty ,

Thank... Someone that i only stay in local Blåhaj zone

Smorty ,

You take ketamine because you like it.

I don't take it, because I don't know what it is. (Sounds like a cat drug)

We are not the same.

Smorty ,

Christians are known for being the funniest 🫨🤣🫡

Smorty ,

The cure is to not be a man... I hope

Smorty ,

Tell the person and ask em out. I should know, I've never been loved

Smorty ,

I would love to join him, he looks happy

Smorty ,

People suspect that Xbox was Hopi g for more people to purchase the game instead of using gamepass.

Smorty ,

I read that in a road voice... IT'S MOVING! ICKY

Smorty ,

I recommend activating the card at the register. Thank me later

Smorty ,

So ok what is this and who are these characters?

Smorty ,

Unfortunately most of my friends don't see a reason to revolt. They think that there aren't enough of us.

Smorty ,

That is the dreamscape I want to live in... No greed, no capitalism, just playing chess and eating figs.

Smorty ,

How to become a big tiddy shitposting gf

Smorty ,

I walk on tiptoes always when at home, so no problem

Smorty ,

I'm not... I'm not getting I'm, may you give a hint?

Smorty ,

It is unfortunate that these peeps exist.

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