Oven rule

festnt , 14 days ago

no

instead of cremation, they take ashes from pizza place's oven and put that in pots to give to the families. in exchange, they provide ingredients for the pizza. did you know human flesh tastes a lot like pork?

ummthatguy , 14 days ago

That's why they call it "long pig"... or so I've heard.

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Darkassassin07 , 14 days ago

They just share a chimney. Extra Smokey flavor.

wrenchmonkey , 14 days ago

#nonspon

jets has pretty great dough if you like a chewy handtossed/pan style pizza

Viking_Hippie , 14 days ago

It's the human bonemeal that gives it the texture

xpinchx , 14 days ago

Jets ❤️

Blackout , 14 days ago

You can get 20% off their pizzas on 6/23 if you use code "DSP24" at checkout. This discount is only for Jets, not the crematory's pizza.

Honytawk , 14 days ago

Nah, maybe if one of their ovens breaks down they can hop on over though.

jrgn , 14 days ago

That's basically what was supposed to be the plot for the Bob's Burgers pilot episode

xyguy , 13 days ago

This is the concept of an episode of Nathan For You. Well, its a part of an episode about making real a fake story so he doesn't get "A Million Little Pieces"-ed. Its a great show.