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theUnlikely , 5 months ago

Are dogs not supposed to lick their paws?

stratosfear , 5 months ago

Better than their balls

Catoblepas , 5 months ago

They probably meant compulsive licking, it can be because of allergies or anxiety and it can make their paws raw and sore. Sometimes after you treat the allergies dogs will still do it out of habit. Not sure what the backstory is in the OP but it’s a pretty normal problem.

Cethin , 5 months ago

I'm glad they can talk though. If the OP implied they couldn't I might think they made it up as a joke.

BaronVonBort , 5 months ago

When he starts telling you to kill brunettes, you may want to let someone know. Son of Ralph just doesn’t have the same flair.

FartsWithAnAccent , 5 months ago

Ralph, you little bastard.

THEDAEMON , 5 months ago

A wise guy huh

SubArcticTundra , 5 months ago

Raise your words not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.

It does have that sort of look on its face

THEDAEMON , 5 months ago

It does

FireRetardant , 5 months ago

Face looks more like "why are you yelling at me for simple hygiene?"