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usualsuspect191 , 6 months ago Like, at the same time?
Like, at the same time?
Gork , 6 months ago Cum, or lady cum, into the ballot box of your chosen candidate. The one with the most volume of body fluids wins. It also makes recounts easy as you just need to reweigh the container.
Cum, or lady cum, into the ballot box of your chosen candidate.
The one with the most volume of body fluids wins.
It also makes recounts easy as you just need to reweigh the container.
clevercrab , 6 months ago Pros: Increased voter turnonout Hearing your candidate won in a "white out" Cons: Even longer lines at polling places Mail-in ballots need special envelopes
Pros:
Cons:
joyjoy , 6 months ago If you have low volume, don't even bother voting. There will also be drugs tests to catch "performance" enhancing drugs.
If you have low volume, don't even bother voting. There will also be drugs tests to catch "performance" enhancing drugs.
optimal , 6 months ago Georgian if you stopped all masturbators from voting, you'd have like three voters left.
if you stopped all masturbators from voting, you'd have like three voters left.
Wirlocke , 6 months ago I don't know if I want my countries decisions made by three liars.
I don't know if I want my countries decisions made by three liars.
FlyingSquid , 6 months ago Only if they wash their hands first.
Only if they wash their hands first.
Steveanonymous , 6 months ago Was gonna say not with the same hand
Was gonna say not with the same hand
NedMc , 6 months ago If you vote with the other hand, is it like someone else is doing it?
If you vote with the other hand, is it like someone else is doing it?
princessnorah , 6 months ago You jest, but under Australian laws at least, if the ballot is marked in any way other than to indicate your vote, it must be thrown out. So yeah, don’t get jizz on your ballot folks.
You jest, but under Australian laws at least, if the ballot is marked in any way other than to indicate your vote, it must be thrown out. So yeah, don’t get jizz on your ballot folks.
FlyingSquid , 6 months ago Is there a country where you should jizz on your ballot?
Is there a country where you should jizz on your ballot?
princessnorah , 6 months ago Russia?
Russia?
joyjoy , 6 months ago Theres probably an entire porn category where Russians fuck the US elections.
Theres probably an entire porn category where Russians fuck the US elections.
DragonTypeWyvern , 6 months ago America.
America.
PoolloverNathan , 6 months ago Same thing
Same thing