Put me in the trash can at the park.

FlashZordon , 5 months ago

Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.

Robin , 5 months ago

100% compostable

xor , 5 months ago

the average cost of a casket is usually between $2,000 and $5,000

-random google seo spam

Anticorp , 5 months ago

You used to be able to get a pine box for $500. Idk what they cost now. I only know this because I had the misfortune of having to plan a funeral for someone.

KingJalopy , 5 months ago

I'll build you one for $495

xor , 5 months ago

if you donate your organs, the hospital will cremate the leftovers for free...

SeabassDan , 5 months ago

At this point take me to Uruguay and eat me.

psycho_driver , 5 months ago

I think you mean the Andes between Argentina and Chile. You just need some Uruguayans handy to eat you.

peyotecosmico , 5 months ago

Jeffrey Dahmer has enter the chat.

Sanctus , 5 months ago

Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.

Ghyste , 5 months ago

Garbage post.

dangblingus , 5 months ago

https://c.tenor.com/xGrOmjhHF5EAAAAC/trash-trash-man.gif

mindbleach , 5 months ago

"Y'all can bury me loose."

cyberpunk007 , 5 months ago

Bury me in the back yard. Meh.